Mician Devolution

[Micaiah]

I propose a new theory for the TE's, and this is one that, if possible, makes more sense to me than TE.

Here it is. The Mician (comes from Micaiah, (get it haw,haw)) theory of devolution.

The first inhabitants of earth were people. All other creatures are degenerate forms of people. They were the result of eating too much fast foods, which drastically increased the rate of mutations.

 

[herev]

I propose a new theory for the TE's, and this is one that, if possible, makes more sense to me than TE.

Here it is. The Mician (comes from Micaiah, (get it haw,haw)) theory of devolution.

The first inhabitants of earth were people. All other creatures are degenerate forms of people. They were the result of eating too much fast foods, which drastically increased the rate of mutations.

If you can supply evidence of such in the geological strata, I'll study up, otherwise, it is just as accurate a theory as creationism

 

[adam149]

If you can supply evidence of such in the geological strata, I'll study up, otherwise, it is just as accurate a theory as creationism

Interesting. So it's a rigoriously tested and extensively documented scientifically emperical model of origins?

 

[herev]

Interesting. So it's a rigoriously tested and extensively documented scientifically emperical model of origins?

sorry, with all the sarcasm in my post and the sarcasm in the original post, I don't understand your question?

 

[Bushido216]

I propose a new theory for the TE's, and this is one that, if possible, makes more sense to me than TE.

Here it is. The Mician (comes from Micaiah, (get it haw,haw)) theory of devolution.

The first inhabitants of earth were people. All other creatures are degenerate forms of people. They were the result of eating too much fast foods, which drastically increased the rate of mutations.

Since "fast food" is really only about 75 years old, at the most, you propose that every organism was a human until that point and that, in the last 75 years we have all degenerated into animals?

 

[theFijian]

I propose a new theory for the TE's, and this is one that, if possible, makes more sense to me than TE.

Here it is. The Mician (comes from Micaiah, (get it haw,haw)) theory of devolution.

The first inhabitants of earth were people. All other creatures are degenerate forms of people. They were the result of eating too much fast foods, which drastically increased the rate of mutations.

LOL! If I had come up with that theory I'd have called it Mician too. I certainly wouldn't want my name attributed to it

 

[Micaiah]

Every theory has to be refined doesn't it. Maybe I'll have to think of other causes for mutations pre Mc Cambrian.

 

[theFijian]

Every theory has to be refined doesn't it. Maybe I'll have to think of other causes for mutations pre Mc Cambrian.

Don't you mean pre-BigMac-Cambrian?

 

[herev]

Don't you mean pre-BigMac-Cambrian?

 

[Micaiah]

Yes. I must admit the geology and fossils had me stumped for a while. Then I got inspiration from a trampoline. The bigger you are, the higher you go. So here is how it works out in devolution. Some time ago, (details like time have yet to be finalised), a big meteorite hit planet earth. The result was catastrophic, as you would imagine. The ground shook violently. Big creatures got buried in the top layers, and small ones got buried deeper.

 

[theFijian]

Yes. I must admit the geology and fossils had me stumped for a while. Then I got inspiration from a trampoline. The bigger you are, the higher you go. So here is how it works out in devolution. Some time ago, (details like time have yet to be finalised), a big meteorite hit planet earth. The result was catastrophic, as you would imagine. The ground shook violently. Big creatures got buried in the top layers, and small ones got buried deeper.

So the fossilised BK and KFC workers will be in the top layers whereas their customers will be in the lower layers?

 

[Micaiah]

Are you suggesting that only those who have undergone significant devolution would be customers?

 

[theFijian]

Are you suggesting that only those who have undergone significant devolution would be customers?

I dunno it's your theory!

 

[gluadys]

Yes. I must admit the geology and fossils had me stumped for a while. Then I got inspiration from a trampoline. The bigger you are, the higher you go. So here is how it works out in devolution. Some time ago, (details like time have yet to be finalised), a big meteorite hit planet earth. The result was catastrophic, as you would imagine. The ground shook violently. Big creatures got buried in the top layers, and small ones got buried deeper.

Except, of course, for the small ones that didn't get buried deeper e.g. mice.

 

[Micaiah]

Now, now, try to be nice. Just for the record, the theorist bears no resemblence to our small furry friends.

 

[Bushido216]

This has to be sarcasm.

Sadly, I thought he was serious at first.

 

[herev]

Sadly, I thought he was serious at first.

Hmmm, sorry to say this, but that is sad

 

[Bushido216]

Hey, when you spend enough time with JohnR7, sometimes it becomes harder to draw that line.

 

[herev]

Hey, when you spend enough time with JohnR7, sometimes it becomes harder to draw that line.