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Memes/Puns Thread

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Psh, please. You plum crazy.

Yes, you may have done a grape job at these, but you don't guava clue.

You've met your match.
Don't you get fruity with everyone here! Some things you shouldn't trifle with!
 
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Don't you get fruity with everyone here! Some things you shouldn't trifle with!
Oh, you're a vegetable guy. Alright, alright.

Haters are gonna hate, JustSomeBloke. I don't carrot ALL.
 
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Oh, you're a vegetable guy. Alright, alright.

Haters are gonna hate, JustSomeBloke. I don't carrot ALL.
When you peel back the layers, you'll find I like onions. There's not mushroom in my life for ladies who are totally bananas about fruit.
 
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When you peel back the layers, you'll find I like onions. There's not mushroom in my life for ladies who are totally bananas about fruit.
I'll have to admit - I laughed pretty hard at this response.

You've messed up my roll with my puns.

You win, for now.........

Orrrrrrrr, maybe it's time for some peas and quiet so I can think of a really good one.

I'll be right bok.
 
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Someone, please take my computer away.

Anyone.

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I'll have to admit - I laughed pretty hard at this response.

You've messed up my roll with my puns.

You win, for now.........

Orrrrrrrr, maybe it's time for some peas and quiet so I can think of a really good one.

I'll be right bok.

I'm sure you're as sweet as a peach, but you really need to calm down, people will think we're a right pear!
 
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I'm sure you're as sweet as a peach, but you really need to calm down, people will think we're a right pear!
People will start telling us we need to save the date :p

You just brought in fruit again after scolding me, you're plum-believable!
 
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People will start telling us we need to save the date :p

You just brought in fruit again after scolding me, you're plum-believable!
I don't give a fig! I'm only thinking of you here. Don't want to see you go beetroot red. People will start thinking I'm the apple your eye!
 
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Since I'm 5'4", I am highly offended. Please apologize.


I don't give a fig! I'm only thinking of you here. Don't want to see you go beetroot red. People will start thinking I'm the apple your eye!
Listen here, you little rascal. You're just a peach of work, aren't you? ;)

This has been such a delightful and fruitful discussion, but don't you dare plant a seed of hope in my heart of all hearts.

Remind me to bring popcorn when I come back to this thread later :satisfied:
Come back. Bring popcorn. Minus the M&M's ;)

How long will you be away? I think it's time for you to come back.
 
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lol I'm back :satisfied:

I'm 5'0 soooo I'm allowed to make short jokes :p :p
Should we make a club for short people only? And then stick out our tongues, boo, and give a thumbs up to anyone taller than 5'4"?
 
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Listen here, you little rascal. You're just a peach of work, aren't you? ;)

This has been such a delightful and fruitful discussion, but don't you dare plant a seed of hope in my heart of all hearts.

You sound like a damson in distress, and that's unfortunate because I was hoping for a kiwi.
 
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