Memes/Puns Thread

[JustSomeBloke]

Psh, please. You plum crazy.

Yes, you may have done a grape job at these, but you don't guava clue.

You've met your match.

Don't you get fruity with everyone here! Some things you shouldn't trifle with!

 

[shineyourlight]

Don't you get fruity with everyone here! Some things you shouldn't trifle with!

Oh, you're a vegetable guy. Alright, alright.

Haters are gonna hate, JustSomeBloke. I don't carrot ALL.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Oh, you're a vegetable guy. Alright, alright.

Haters are gonna hate, JustSomeBloke. I don't carrot ALL.

When you peel back the layers, you'll find I like onions. There's not mushroom in my life for ladies who are totally bananas about fruit.

 

[shineyourlight]

When you peel back the layers, you'll find I like onions. There's not mushroom in my life for ladies who are totally bananas about fruit.

I'll have to admit - I laughed pretty hard at this response.

You've messed up my roll with my puns.

You win, for now.........

Orrrrrrrr, maybe it's time for some peas and quiet so I can think of a really good one.

I'll be right bok.

 

[shineyourlight]

Someone, please take my computer away.

Anyone.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

I'll have to admit - I laughed pretty hard at this response.

You've messed up my roll with my puns.

You win, for now.........

Orrrrrrrr, maybe it's time for some peas and quiet so I can think of a really good one.

I'll be right bok.

I'm sure you're as sweet as a peach, but you really need to calm down, people will think we're a right pear!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

 

[shineyourlight]

I'm sure you're as sweet as a peach, but you really need to calm down, people will think we're a right pear!

People will start telling us we need to save the date

You just brought in fruit again after scolding me, you're plum-believable!

 

[shineyourlight]

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bahahaha, that is absolutely wonderful.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

 

[Rigatoni]

 

[LadyOfMystery]

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Is this a play off my meme??

 

[JustSomeBloke]

People will start telling us we need to save the date

You just brought in fruit again after scolding me, you're plum-believable!

I don't give a fig! I'm only thinking of you here. Don't want to see you go beetroot red. People will start thinking I'm the apple your eye!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Remind me to bring popcorn when I come back to this thread later

 

[Niels]

Orrrrrrrr, maybe it's time for some peas and quiet so I can think of a really good one.

I'll be right bok.

 

[shineyourlight]

Since I'm 5'4", I am highly offended. Please apologize.

I don't give a fig! I'm only thinking of you here. Don't want to see you go beetroot red. People will start thinking I'm the apple your eye!

Listen here, you little rascal. You're just a peach of work, aren't you?

This has been such a delightful and fruitful discussion, but don't you dare plant a seed of hope in my heart of all hearts.

Remind me to bring popcorn when I come back to this thread later

Come back. Bring popcorn. Minus the M&M's

How long will you be away? I think it's time for you to come back.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

lol I'm back

I'm 5'0 soooo I'm allowed to make short jokes

 

[shineyourlight]

lol I'm back

I'm 5'0 soooo I'm allowed to make short jokes

Touche, friend. TOUCHE.

 

[shineyourlight]

lol I'm back

I'm 5'0 soooo I'm allowed to make short jokes

Should we make a club for short people only? And then stick out our tongues, boo, and give a thumbs up to anyone taller than 5'4"?

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Listen here, you little rascal. You're just a peach of work, aren't you?

This has been such a delightful and fruitful discussion, but don't you dare plant a seed of hope in my heart of all hearts.

You sound like a damson in distress, and that's unfortunate because I was hoping for a kiwi.