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By now you have probably seen the catchy television commercials for
Mastercard. They start by identifying some things that people can buy with
their Mastercard, then show a moment that is priceless and end by saying,
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MasterCard."
Friends, I'm not unlike those agencies promoting their favorite credit card.
I'm here to advertise. You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.
I'm a card carrying representative for the MASTER'S CARD. That's right, the
MASTER'S CARD. Let me tell you about it.
There are no finance charges, no payments due. My bill has already been
covered; it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped
in and paid it for me. My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is
accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me
share some of them with you, as you may want to apply for a personal card
yourself.
Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE. That's right, there is no preset
limit to the amount of grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no further
than the MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever
been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" benefits:
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Want lasting peace? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD is
perfect for you.
Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is the expiration date-It's
Eternity.
How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD? Dial 1-800-MARK16:16. "He that
believeth and is baptized shall be saved..."
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay. This great
offer won't last forever.
Peace, joy and hope: Invaluable.
Faith, contentment and assurance: Inestimable.
Salvation: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For these, there's the MASTER'S CARD.
Christian, why not be an advertisement for the MASTER'S CARD. Let your life
be a commercial today for Jesus Christ.
~ Author unknown ~
Mastercard. They start by identifying some things that people can buy with
their Mastercard, then show a moment that is priceless and end by saying,
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MasterCard."
Friends, I'm not unlike those agencies promoting their favorite credit card.
I'm here to advertise. You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.
I'm a card carrying representative for the MASTER'S CARD. That's right, the
MASTER'S CARD. Let me tell you about it.
There are no finance charges, no payments due. My bill has already been
covered; it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped
in and paid it for me. My Name is written on the card for all to see. It is
accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them all. Let me
share some of them with you, as you may want to apply for a personal card
yourself.
Just for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE. That's right, there is no preset
limit to the amount of grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no further
than the MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever
been offered.
The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" benefits:
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Want lasting peace? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD is
perfect for you.
Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is the expiration date-It's
Eternity.
How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD? Dial 1-800-MARK16:16. "He that
believeth and is baptized shall be saved..."
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay. This great
offer won't last forever.
Peace, joy and hope: Invaluable.
Faith, contentment and assurance: Inestimable.
Salvation: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For these, there's the MASTER'S CARD.
Christian, why not be an advertisement for the MASTER'S CARD. Let your life
be a commercial today for Jesus Christ.
~ Author unknown ~
