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mrversatile48

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As I put down my guitar case & deftly unloaded/set up, I'd call...

"Ladeez & mental men... :preach:

ably assisted by a jacket named George.. :confused:

(calm down George!)... :liturgy:

& a guitar named Shirona..

Please welcome...

fresh from his world tour...

of psychiatric institutions.... :eek:

(FOLLOWED BYMY BEST wOODY wOODPECKER crazy laff!!)... :bow:

Mister...

V=E=R=S=A=T=I=L=E!!!!!!!!!!"


Then I'd launch into Phil Collins' "Take A Look @ Me Now!"

Rumour has it that some audience members are out of intensive care already!!!

Ignore all rumours, OK?

Ian
 
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