Man bashing!

[PassionFruit]

What about these kinds of pickles, Miss Head-in-Gutter:

I know what all these women want from us menfolk. Sex, sex, sex. I'm a human being, not a piece of meat.

Hey, I thought it was just money.

 

[stephanieamber]

"Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money"

 

[EazyMack]

 

[EazyMack]

Great, you guys snuck in all those replies before I could squeeze in my clever image response thingy.

 

[smacarena]

It's a triple dog dare. Unlike a man I don't play footsie around

Don't you have something to cook or clean?

 

[Fremdin]

Don't you have something to cook or clean?

Don't you have someone to oppress?

 

[smacarena]

Don't you have someone to oppress?

Oh yea! Thanks for reminding me.

 

[Fremdin]

Oh yea! Thanks for reminding me.

You men are so forgetful, always needing a woman to remind them of everything.

 

[CrusaderKing]

Is it okay to go outside now? I hear those man bashers are running around outside.
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[EazyMack]

Who would women nag without us?

 

[smacarena]

You men are so forgetful, always needing a woman to remind them of everything.

Actually, it's not often a woman reminds me of something. You see, women have tiny craniums and can be overly emotional. So between cooking, cleaning, pregnancy and crying, their days are pretty full.

 

[EazyMack]

You forgot "nagging."

 

[smacarena]

You forgot "nagging."

That too.

 

[Fremdin]

Actually, it's not often a woman reminds me of something. You see, women have tiny craniums and can be overly emotional. So between cooking, cleaning, pregnancy and crying, their days are pretty full.

Well at least we are governed by internal organs

 

[smacarena]

Well at least we are governed by internal organs

Like brains?

 

[StarryEyes]

I like men Erm... maybe I'm in the wrong thread! *runs*

 

[EazyMack]

Well at least we are governed by internal organs

I thought we governed you...?

 

[CrusaderKing]

Like brains?

Why does seeing the word brains make me think of Tarman from Return of the Living Dead? Gee. I wonder. Does that make women zombies?

 

[StarryEyes]

I thought we governed you...?

whoaaaaaaaa buddy

 

[smacarena]

I thought we governed you...?

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