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Austin has been waiting for this thread!!!
If it weren't for us men, who'd open your stuck pickle jars?

What about these kinds of pickles, Miss Head-in-Gutter:
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I know what all these women want from us menfolk. Sex, sex, sex. I'm a human being, not a piece of meat.
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BEST EVER.typical man. Just waiting for something to happen. Expecting a woman to do all the work.
...that we'd so desperately need during a midnight craving while bearing who's child?If it weren't for us men, who'd open your stuck pickle jars?
and semesters! they should be ovasters!....I tried REALLY HARD to find that quote from Legally Blonde. Why haven't I memorized it? FAIL!Why do you have to use such a phallic food as an example? Typical man thinking the world revolves around cylindrical shapes. Have you ever thought that we may need pickled egg jars opened or anything? I bet not.
but they never taught us that in sex edWhat about these kinds of pickles, Miss Head-in-Gutter:
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I know what all these women want from us menfolk. Sex, sex, sex. I'm a human being, not a piece of meat.
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Guess who's going to cut your brake lines.![]()