Man bashing!

[Allen1901]

Look what you made me do. Bash man page! Now I feel nerdy.




*scrub scrub*

All clean!

But I thought Christians were supposed to use Bourne-again shells LOL!

 

[Niels]

But I thought Christians were supposed to use Bourne-again shells LOL!

*groan*

 

[white dove]

Men can't even do something as simple as laundry.

See, now that's an enormous misconception. Men know how to do all of those things: laundry, cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, starving a fever/feeding a cold... all of those things. They just assume that women don't know their tactics by now; that they do things incorrectly all the time under the assumption that we will just jump at the chance to do it all correctly, rather than wait for their little baboon butts to do it.


See... they don't know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that we've known all along... mhm.




[sup]And no, I do not hate men. I love them and cuddle them well.. Well, not all of them.[/sup] :o

 

[kevlite2020]

See... they don't know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that we've known all along... mhm.

 

[white dove]

Nooooooo!!!! Don't get on me now, Kev!

 

[kevlite2020]

Nooooooo!!!! Don't get on me now, Kev!

dude I'm like at least 50% of the time

 

[Niels]

See, now that's an enormous misconception. Men know how to do all of those things: laundry, cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, starving a fever/feeding a cold... all of those things. They just assume that women don't know their tactics by now; that they do things incorrectly all the time under the assumption that we will just jump at the chance to do it all correctly, rather than wait for their little baboon butts to do it.


See... they don't know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that they know that we know that we've known all along... mhm.

Move along, folks! Nothing to see here. This one doesn't know what she's talking about.

 

[white dove]

dude I'm like at least 50% of the time

You called me "dude!" Look at the disrespect this one has on him... the nerve... THE NERVE!!

 

[white dove]

Move along, folks! Nothing to see here. This one doesn't know what she's talking about.

*slaps herself*



NO!

 

[EazyMack]

Men can't even do something as simple as laundry.

Sorry... I've been doing the laundry, ironing the clothes, cleaning the house, and cooking for years now. My woman is going to have to bring a lot more to the table than the ability to do basic household chores.

 

[leothelioness]

Okay, I thought this thread was to be funny and crack jokes. People are apparently taking my comment too seriously.

 

[EazyMack]

Either that, or people are taking mine too seriously.

 

[leothelioness]

Would that include me perhaps?

 

[EazyMack]

Of course not.

 

[leothelioness]

Oh, okay.

 

[EazyMack]

 

[GQ Chris]

Yeah, I think that if men wanted to they would just forgo speech and resort to grunts and hand signals.

I love grunting

 

[EazyMack]

Uh, yeah, ever watch sports? Communication can be so simple while being so effective.

Women complicate it.

 

[leothelioness]

Women complicate it.

Because we're more evolved.

 

[EazyMack]

EVOLUTION iS THE DEVIL!!!