Make a wish...

[AnthonyMichaelPraisesGod]

you get nothing but i packed it in forty boxes that get progressively smaller, so now your house is full of tissue paper and boxes upon boxes and the recycling does not come until tuesday hmm, i wish for world peace.

 

[rafalle777]

granted, but within your soul you are never in peace and contented.
I wish time can be reversed

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted. emit (time reversed).

I wish for knowledge.

 

[Kol]

Granted. You now know everything, and are consequently horribly depressed.

I wish I was still young enough to comfortably post on this board.

 

[AnthonyMichaelPraisesGod]

granted but you regress back to a toddler and have to go through life all over again

 

[Kol]

You forgot to make a wish. ^

 

[AnthonyMichaelPraisesGod]

i wish that i had made a wish

 

[Kol]

Granted. You wished this board was less often about sex, celibacy, and MB, and more about FF:The Spirits Within. It's granted, but nobody understood the movie, and there's nothing but criticism.

BTW, Flowers for Algernon was awesome.

I wish all my course work was done, and that I didn't have to worry about my grades.

 

[AnthonyMichaelPraisesGod]

granted. no more coursework, but that is because you drop out of school. but because of it, you wind up moving to a new city and find a much better life in which you are happy. <3
and aw, i liked FF:TSW

hmmm..... i wish for love...

 

[Mayflower1]

granted. Christ was beaten, crucified, and died for you. But... He rose again!!!!

And if you don't trust in Him, you give love up.

I wish my headache would go away!!!

 

[rafalle777]

Granted!!
now you gotta a heartache!

I wish a day of total world peace

 

[ChildOfGod389]

Grantedd!!
But tomorrow is going to be the worst day ever.

I wish I could go to Heaven right now.

 

[lunalotte1188]

Granted! But your friend is not going to heaven.

I wish I could be closer to God.

 

[Kol]

Granted. You're going to Heaven right now.

I wish I could sleep tonight.

 

[VikingGirlTBird]

Granted! But you will extremely unfortunately will sleep until true love's kiss!

I truly wish I can travel back in time/history (To the Viking Age and the Middle Ages!)!

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted, but you're being attacked by the Vikings and the Knights of the Round Table.

I wish for more patience

 

[Tylyr]

Patients? Granted! You are bombarded by a hospital full of ill people!

I wish I could read faster!

 

[Maka]

Granted, but now you read so fast the book catches on fire.

I wish my legs weren't sore

 

[Tylyr]

Granted! You no longer have any feeling in your legs!

I wish I had a better job

 

[Maka]

Granted but the job is a 2 hour drive from where you live.

I wish I didn't have a headache.