Make a wish...

[Mayflower1]

granted, but for every drop of rain you make, a year will be taken off your life.

I wish my life had no problems whatsoever.

 

[acarrollfan]

Granted! But you will miss the time when you had lots of problems in life.

I wish I am earning at least USD$50000/month.

 

[Mayflower1]

(wow, that is good! I thought I would have stumped ya'll on that!!!! )

granted, but you will have no time to spend it or have fun!

I wish I could be the most talented musician in the universe!

 

[Kol]

Granted! You are signed into a binding contract by a corrupt executive and never see any of the money you earn.

I wish I could go back to my childhood whenever I wanted to.

 

[DandelionsInTheRain]

Your wish is granted, but once you go back to your childhood you will stay there forever.

I wish I always knew what I should be doing with my time.

 

[cre8087]

your wish is granted, but you only know for a few seconds each time.

i wish i could move out of my family's home into the city

 

[rafalle777]

granteeed!
However, the town your family is living in has turned into a more bustling city than the one you intended to go.

I wish I can go back in time and reverse bad things happened.

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted, but due to the events not happening, you were never born.

I wish I had knowledge of who my future wife is.

 

[frankburton01]

i wish that the Lord will change the circumstances so that I can be with the one i love. ..

 

[lunalotte1188]

i wish that the Lord will change the circumstances so that I can be with the one i love. ..

Granted, but you and your wife will live in a bad neighborhood.

I wish that I could pass all my actuarial exams already

 

[NaturallyGone]

Granted, but then you wake up and realize it was just a dream.

I wish I could look at two of my friends dating and feel happy for them, instead of jealousy.

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted.
But, you only have 24 hours to do so before you go blind.

I wish stupid people were non-existent.

 

[MacFall]

Congratulations, you just xenocided the whole human race.

I wish Bitcoin would keep going up in value and never crash.

 

[NaturallyGone]

Congrats, you just started the Hunger Games, with the official currency of the land.

I wish more people would come to know Jesus as their Savior.

 

[lunalotte1188]

Granted, but they die right after accepting Christ.

I wish that I could get a summer internship.

 

[NaturallyGone]

Congrats! you're now the new intern at your local McDonalds

I wish for tacos.

 

[MacFall]

There are tacos. I'm eating one right now.

I wish I didn't get colds so often.

 

[pressingon17]

I wish my job would go from volinteer to paid really really soon.

 

[MacFall]

I wish my job would go from volinteer to paid really really soon.

Hey, you didn't respond to my wish before making yours.

 

[NaturallyGone]

congrats, your job went from volunteer to paid. but they hired someone else and fired you.

I wish for nothing.