Make a wish...

[Fangtastic]

You just did. Now you won't age past the age of 10.

I wish I could have the next 30 days done and over with today.

 

[MacFall]

You just did. Now you won't age past the age of 10.

I wish I could have the next 30 days done and over with today.

The next thirty days end up being precisely the same as today, leading you to realize that you've already done them. Then the things you wanted over with start to happen.

I wish I could create worlds like the D'Ni in Myst.

 

[l0v3n]

I grant you the creativity and perseverance to gain the new skills needed to create new worlds in D'Ni in Myst.

I wish to succeed with all my endeavorers with finals and other projects coming up.

 

[Kol]

You succeed admirably. The day after Christmas however, civlization collapses and you suddenly wish you'd spent less time succeeding and more time enjoying central air and packaged, processed cheese foods.

I wish this message board was interesting again.

 

[MacFall]

I wish this message board was interesting again.

It gets flooded by ill-tempered compulsive debaters, unintelligible ranters, conspiracy theorists, and trolls. They all HATE you.

I wish I could get all my books written and music recorded in the next month.

 

[SirKenny85]

Granted! your books will be one page, and your music one verse.

I wish it would snow for Christmas

 

[8462]

Granted. . . But it snows 8feet and you are stuck inside all day.

I wish I could figure life out.

 

[MacFall]

You look at the list of ingredients on the back of the box and figure life out.

I wish my pancreas worked normally.

 

[wholigan11]

Granted. But you have to take meds.

I wish I could find someone like me.

 

[8462]

granted but they are so much like you that they annoy you.

I wish my little one's would go to bed.

 

[MacFall]

In a few years, they do. And you never get them to wake up at a reasonable hour again.

I wish people would buy the t-shirt I'm making.

 

[Erez]

Granted...I will do by Credit Card
I Wish I can see my Father ...... he is dead !

 

[seavessel44]

Granted. Someday, you will see him again in heaven. Lets fast forward the world to 100 years from now.

I wish I could be reunited with my childhood cat, who died 10 years ago.

 

[MacFall]

It turns out your childhood cat was buried in the Pet Sematary. Better not try to pet him.

I wish women were attracted to me.

 

[seavessel44]

My cat is actually a her, not a him.
Wish granted. You are the next contestant on the Bachelor.

I wish I could buy a motor boat

 

[wholigan11]

Granted...but you have to re-enact the boat scene from Caddyshack.

I wish I had a twin sister.

 

[Kol]

Granted. She is very, very evil.

I wish I were 21 again.

 

[Andres88]

Granted, but you experience premature aging.

I wished I could speak Russian.

 

[MacFall]

You wake up to find yourself a serf under Tsar Ivan the Fourth. Have fun!

I wish the Star Wars prequels didn't so completely blow chunks.

 

[8462]

Granted but instead they were so good that you could never own a copy of them.

I wish I knew the answers to why God Chooses to take babies out of this world from their mothers.