Make a wish...

[Kol]

Granted. The laptop comes with a complimentary puppy, who wets the computer and renders it unusable. Puppy wetting is incidentally not spelled out in the terms and conditions of your warranty.

I wish the days of the week weren't named after pagan gods.

 

[ceh85]

Granted. The days of the week are re-named, and each one is a different tongue-twister, eg Monday = 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers'. Asking what day it is now makes you very unpopular

I wish pandas were no longer an endangered species.

 

[zachsaints525]

I didn't read all of the wishes , but everytime I pray I wish God will give someone a miracle to show that he is real. I don't have to know the person, I think it would be better if I didn't.

 

[Breakaway_republic]

granted, the person takes it for granted. *gives a rather distasteful look at the grammar used*

I wish that brown recluse spiders were just a bit bigger and a bit easier to spot. That way I could actually kill them quicker as I clean out my dad's house.

 

[TheReasoner]

granted, the person takes it for granted. *gives a rather distasteful look at the grammar used*

I wish that brown recluse spiders were just a bit bigger and a bit easier to spot. That way I could actually kill them quicker as I clean out my dad's house.

Granted. The brown recluses are now the size of cats, and with arachnid reflexes and physical prowess amped up similarly they are so powerful and dangerous they soon become the dominant species in your part of the continent. Their poison is now so deadly that merely looking at a brown recluse can cause death. Humanity is shortly after your wish is granted extinct wherever the brown recluse spiders can live.

I wish I'd have an ability to communicate and inspire akin to that of Desmond Tutu, Gandhi, or others like them.

 

[blast]

I wish I could go back in time

 

[Sunburst]

Granted to you Blast,you are now in the land of Dinosaurs.

I wish my hair was longer.

 

[SparkyMaddie]

you have been granted 30 feet of hair sunny!

i really wish i could snap my fingers and make the traffic happy,easy and smiley for all.

 

[dunjunn]

Granted!! heh heh
I wish that we would all come together

 

[WhiteWillow]

Granted that wish and we all now live in one huge home.
I wish my email site was working.

 

[dunjunn]

Granted! I just fixed it
I wish I had a pot of gold!

 

[Sunburst]

you just got that pot of gold but it is in a public toilet...

I wish my new puppy was crate trained!

 

[Krandy]

I wish me and Mandy will love each other forever and ever

 

[Kol]

Granted. Your puppy is trained but not obedient, and in fact runs away from home because of the strict rules she feels you have placed upon her.

Also, you and mandy will love each other forever and ever, which is unfortunate, because circumstances will forbid your being together forever and ever as well.

I wish more people believed in machine elves.

 

[ElizabethPeart]

Granted, but this doesn't make it any more real.

I wish I spoke fluent Swedish.

 

[cb1985]

Granted, but everyone else speaks Japanese and they don't understand you.

I wish that it would stop snowing.

 

[Teufelhund]

It stops snowing; Now it's raining cats and dogs literally...

I wish for peace in our time.

 

[Fangtastic]

Granted but the world comes to an end at midnight.

I do wish I could have wings.

 

[MacFall]

A large fruit bat crashes through your window, severing its wings. They fall at your feet with a sort of "plap" sound. You now have a pair of wings. And a large, dead fruit bat.

I wish my life had a save state function.

 

[Sketcher]

A large fruit bat crashes through your window, severing its wings. They fall at your feet with a sort of "plap" sound. You now have a pair of wings.

I wish my life had a save state function.

It does. Problem is, it only saves when you're at your most depressed moments.

I wish I could go back in time for the sole purpose of changing my life for the better.