Make a wish...

[Riddik7]

((Oh wow i was trying to find this on these forums but i'm used to it being called the wish corruptor... would explain why i couldn't find it woot i love this game...))

Granted, it's infested with roaches so bad that they coat the walls floor and ceiling.

I wish i was so strong i could lift an elephant one handed.

 

[kittysbecute]

((Oh wow i was trying to find this on these forums but i'm used to it being called the wish corruptor... would explain why i couldn't find it woot i love this game...))

Granted, it's infested with roaches so bad that they coat the walls floor and ceiling.

I wish i was so strong i could lift an elephant one handed.

ewww

Granted you are so strong you can lift an elephant with only one hand. The elephant is made out of plastic and you bought it at the zoo.

I wish I had some chopsticks to eat with.

 

[Riddik7]

granted but society determines only soup is edible and all you can find is soup....

I wish i lived in Japan.

 

[kittysbecute]

granted but society determines only soup is edible and all you can find is soup....

I wish i lived in Japan.

Granted, you are permanently incarcerated in Japan, conditions are not quite what you would expect, and you have developed the inability to learn the language everyone speaks around you in the brief moments you actually see another human being.


I wish I had a spoon to eat my soup with.

 

[Riddik7]

granted it has slits in it and is realy a spoon for straining....

i wish i had my own resteraunt

 

[Breakaway_republic]

i wish i had my own resteraunt

*Loses the ability to resist the urge to release some anger.. i'm sorry!*


GRANTED, you get an arrogant pig-dog of a manager who lets the place go to pot, and either the health department shuts you down or you get a visit from Gordon Ramsay [hell's kitchen] and he urges you to fire your staff.

I wish that i had a ship like the TARDIS from Dr. Who and could travel across time and space [and maybe undo myself]

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted you had a ship like the Tardis, but someone stole it and accidentally destroyed it or lost it, you'll probably never see it again.

I wish that it wasn't so hot where I live right now.

 

[Riddik7]

granted it's now 29 degrees below freezing....

I wish the air force paid me more

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted, the air force paid started paying you more. Shortly after they discovered the mistake they made and demanded the money back, it didn't matter to them if you had already spent the extra money or not.

I wish I had an ice cream cone right now.

 

[Riddik7]

((Oh hey not cool... the air force actualy did that to me once... i lived an entire month off of 2 bucks...))

granted but its one of the paper ones and you just picked it up out of a muddy puddle....

I wish this wish was un-corruptable...

 

[Breakaway_republic]

Granted, some strange scientist would find some strange way to corrupt it that woud destroy the universe and all the surrounding parallel worlds to this one.

I wish prosperity pimps would repent of their ways [don't we all?].

 

[Riddik7]

Granted... now every bum in the world is a master pimp and every girl wants to be with a bum pimp...

I wish i didn't have such a horrible mind that comes up with nightmareish ways to corrupt wishes...

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted... now every bum in the world is a master pimp and every girl wants to be with a bum pimp...

I wish i didn't have such a horrible mind that comes up with nightmareish ways to corrupt wishes...

Granted, you've lost your mind.


I wish that I had food and a job.

 

[Riddik7]

granted you have 1 crumb and you are a slave to humanity...

I wish the game WoW would die out already.

 

[Breakaway_republic]

granted, something far worse would be made or take it's place!

I wish that i could fast forwards to Thursday [my payday] so i can go buy some cold sodas and groceries.

 

[Riddik7]

Granted. but their is a sudden food sortage and you can't buy soda or groceries...

I wish i was abducted by aliens...

(wow i'm realy askin for it aren't i lol)

 

[JoeBradley]

Granted, but these aliens want to clone you into a new race of species.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted, but these aliens want to clone you into a new race of species.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted. You are sent to another universe where you are the only thing in existence and can therefore not be defeated.

I wish I could invent the transporter (as seen in Star-Trek)

 

[Riddik7]

granted.. shortly there after half your atoms are lost in transit and you turn into a pile of inside out mush

I wish Warhammer Online would put out there first shelf expansion already...

 

[pressingon17]

granted.. shortly there after half your atoms are lost in transit and you turn into a pile of inside out mush

I wish Warhammer Online would put out there first shelf expansion already...

Granted,but it's only for millionares.
I wish I had a Macbook Pro($2400 laptop)