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Make a wish...
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Granted. Your toenails are now impossible to clip.
I wish my laundry did itself.
I wish my laundry did itself.
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Uh...it is. And now you, like me, have wasted your entire day sleeping with your pillow over your head to shut out the horrible daylight.
I wish I had a suit of chain mail.
I wish I had a suit of chain mail.
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moerunamida
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You now wear chainmail in the army of Communists! 
LoL, shhhhhh! *makes her bed*
I wish I had some rum!
LoL, shhhhhh! *makes her bed*
I wish I had some rum!
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You now have all the rum you could ever want-and it's good rum...but you're alcoholic and can't manage to get out of bed anymore. The world is against you. No one understands.
I wish my truck could hydro-boost like KIT in Knight Rider.
I wish my truck could hydro-boost like KIT in Knight Rider.
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TwistTim
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Granted but now you can't drive your truck around town without hydro-boosting, so you either have to walk or crash it to stop in the middle of town.
I wish I were the President of Earth.
I wish I were the President of Earth.
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moerunamida
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All that just cause I made you into a communist army? I feel special!
Granted...now your truck boosts into outerspace
I wish my CD player would turn on when I hit 'play' the first time
Granted...now your truck boosts into outerspace
I wish my CD player would turn on when I hit 'play' the first time
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Uh...granted: the new president declares all CD players must turn on when play is pressed...but is soon assassinated by communist canadians disguised as geese. Oh, and the CD player's lens burns out.
I wish I could do magic tricks and perform.
I wish I could do magic tricks and perform.
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moerunamida
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I am not disguised at a goose! I am disgused as a clown! Get it right, southern boy!
You are now able to do magic tricks...but loose everything you make 'disappear'.
I wish I was shorter.
You are now able to do magic tricks...but loose everything you make 'disappear'.
I wish I was shorter.
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moerunamida
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Well, it has a warranty anyways...I can just throw it on the ground and return it for a new one if I like
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moerunamida
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Granted...but you are limited to wearing only neon colors, doc martens, checkers, studded denim, and parachute pants.
I wish....I just wish.
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I wish....I just wish.
Okay, have your afterglow in this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5TH3Zj-0cM
Okay, have your afterglow in this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5TH3Zj-0cM
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That cat running on his two front paws made me laugh so hard I SNORTED! (Sick! 
) LOL!!!! 
I wish I could never get the hiccups again.
) LOL!!!! I wish I could never get the hiccups again.
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moerunamida
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LOL...I do that too if I laugh a lotThat cat running on his two front paws made me laugh so hard I SNORTED! (Sick!
I wish I could never get the hiccups again.
Granted...you have the hiccups forever...never to get them again.
I wish that my hair did not run down the drain
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Granted, but now the drain and the whole pipe are stuffed full from the hair that ran down it before. How much will the plumber charge? I hope you're sitting down.
I wish the day had two extra hours; one for sleeping and one for chillin' with the homies.
I wish the day had two extra hours; one for sleeping and one for chillin' with the homies.
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