Make a wish...

[Kol]

Granted! You have the perfect chest, narrow waist, and long, lovely legs...and a face that would stop a clock.

I wish I could turn into a fire-breathing dragon.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted! Then the dragon hunters show up!

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain anything

 

[Kol]

Granted. You now have a tapeworm several feet long.

I wish I was cute and blonde.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted. You now have a tapeworm several feet long.

I wish I was cute and blonde.

LOL!! Ewww!

Granted...but you were already cute to begin with really

I wish I had longer hair

 

[Kol]

Granted. All body hair is now at least a foot long, and the reek of Nair permeates the entire house.

I wish I could be a kid again.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted. All body hair is now at least a foot long, and the reek of Nair permeates the entire house.

I wish I could be a kid again.

Granted! You are five years old...forever

I wish I didnt have to wear glasses

 

[squeekers22]

granted but ull have the biggest eyes in the wourld

i wish my parents can trade places with us for one day

 

[Jeff91199]

Granted, but your parents have such a good time hanging out with your friends and telling them embarrassing stories that your friends can't look at you without laughing.

I wish I were at Starbucks right now, working on the best novel ever.

 

[Bubba1301]

Granted.... just as you are making the finishing touches some young kid bumps into another customer and the customer spills their coffee all over your manuscript - if working on a laptop then he coffee soaks your system and shorts out the entire machine.... on paper it simply ruins the manuscript.

I wish world hunger came to an end

 

[Kol]

Granted. Cannibalism in now rampant throughout Afrika, Canada, and Russia.

I wish I had a fluffy tail and could fly like Mario in SMB3.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted, but none of your pants will fit you right anymore

I wish it was warm outside

 

[Kol]

Granted, but none of your pants will fit you right anymore

No, no, no! I've already planned for this!

I wish it was warm outside

Granted. It's now 90...the humidity is 100%, and your hair has turned all frizzy.

I wish I could sing like Ozzy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEymcfoECj4

 

[moerunamida]

LOL, I dont care. My skin is so dry from the furnace running these past few months that I will deal with frizzy hair

LOL!! Funny video...and granted...but you sound like you have permanent slurred speech

I wish...for more wishes!

 

[squeekers22]

I wish...for more wishes!

granted but u get everyones wishes as well

i wish i had the most handsome boyfreind ever lol

 

[Kol]

Granted. Victim of a horrible accident and now a eunuch, the guy from the cover of all those "romance" novels shows up to sweep you off your feet....and have you paint his nails pretty colors.

I wish I could write better poetry.

 

[Jeff91199]

Granted - you can write better poetry, but the day before your poems are published, you get a visit from a guy who'd already written the exact same poems - and copywritten them.

I wish I knew - and dated - more people at church.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted! You are quite known with the ladies 70+!

I wish my skin wasn't so dry

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, you are now a seal.

I wish I could adapt to all weather without having to protect myself (to be able to keep myself warm naturally while walking around in a t-shirt in a blizzard etc.)

 

[Kol]

Granted. You now have a severe case of porphyria:
http://werewolves.monstrous.com/porphyria.htm

I wish it was summer and all those communist canadians would go back home so I can make a left turn again.

 

[Rhododendron]

That wish has always been granted. But now turning right is impossible for you. Left is your ONLY option.

I wish I could breath underwater.