Mail Order Husbands

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

Is this a joke????
Mail Order Husbands: dating, singles, brides, mailorderhusbands, mail order bachelors, grooms, mail order grooms, adult personals

I mean, read the profiles!
I am sitting here, cracking up laughing.

 

[ProAntiRevolution]

It's been going on for years. Why should women have a corner on the "marriage for a green card" market?

 

[Amber.ly]

I am totally claiming this one... I always thought glasses were hot.

Some of us can't afford to be picky at this point.

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I think the sites for women brides that are actually real. I can't think that this is real.

 

[kevlite2020]

Daryl
My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot.

Oh man, hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! I already love this site, that's the first thing I read lol! Sign me up!

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I am totally claiming this one... I always thought glasses were hot.

Some of us can't afford to be picky at this point.

Oh yes, perfect! He does want to sit with you on the beach...won't that be romantic?

I much prefer

because he is half price and I'm cheap.

 

[kevlite2020]

oh this is too much hahaha!

Name: Earl
I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A.

 

[Amber.ly]

Oh yes, perfect! He does want to sit with you on the beach...won't that be romantic?

I much prefer

because he is half price and I'm cheap.

Well at least he has his own sense of style!





a very special sense of style anyway

 

[Inkachu]

It's so not real, but it's SO funny!

 

[Inkachu]

How about a heart-warming success story?


One of Hundreds of Success Stories

Thousands of couples have found happiness and companionship through Mail Order Husbands, Inc. Including Arlina and Mark...
Date: July 1998
Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands, Inc. (MOH)
MOH is used to these situations.
Arlina met her husband, Mark (right), through the MOH print catalog. Their affection blossomed when Arlina sent for him in his homeland of Latvia. Mark's understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.​

"Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I ordered Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!" -Arlina

Our global operations have generated dozens of happy endings just like this one. When you too are ready for true happiness, register with MailOrderHusbands.net.​

 

[Rhye]

I can't stop laughing.

Psm, you are too much!

 

[Amber.ly]

I can't stop laughing.

Psm, you are too much!

Don't you be saying anything bad about my Rueben! We are going to fall madly in love, have many horrid looking children and tell them the story of our epic love-at-first-look-at-the-mail-order-husband page!!!!

Time to find yourself a winner Ethnog. Just because I took the cream of the crop doesn't mean there aren't some left for you.

 

[Keri]

"I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot."

LOL!

 

[Rhye]

Don't you be saying anything bad about my Rueben! We are going to fall madly in love, have many horrid looking children and tell them the story of our epic love-at-first-look-at-the-mail-order-husband page!!!!

Time to find yourself a winner Ethnog. Just because I took the cream of the crop doesn't mean there aren't some left for you.

I don't know which one to choose.

"I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot."

LOL!

HAHAHAHA!

 

[Keri]

This one is hilarious too! Exotic Mail Order Husbands

Captain Hook is on there!!!

LOL

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

"I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot."

LOL!

Me no likey this one.

No touching is bad.

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

Seems us ladies need to be rich to get one of these great guys....

 

[Amber.ly]

Seems us ladies need to be rich to get one of these great guys....

Maybe we can pool our money and share.... oh wait. Never mind.

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

Maybe we can pool our money and share.... oh wait. Never mind.

I AINT sharing my man!!!!

 

[Keri]

Maybe we can pool our money and share.... oh wait. Never mind.

HAHAHA!!!