Macro and Micro weight.

[Norseman]

Ok, evolutionits. I know you have all your crazy theorys (which are just theorys!) about big explosions and dust turning into life, and earth weighing gagillions of tons, but tell me this. Have you ever picked up the earth? I think not. Only God knows how much the earth weights, because he designed it. You can't prove macroweight! So, if you can't prove macroweight, why do you run around spreading lies about the earth's weight and the weight of heavy objects and gravity and other nonsense? The only True source of knowledge is the Bible, athiests! The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.

[bible]John 3:16[/bible]

 

[FSTDT]

Oh my god, I cant believe I could never see the folly of my hedonistic atheism/satan worshipping. You have shown me the light!

 

[stumpjumper]

Its spelled atheist not athiest. I guess you do need books other than the Bible for something: like spelling.

BTW, there are actually people who believe in evolution and the Bible.

 

[seventytwo]

This is rediculous....

 

[seventytwo]

Ok man... you may have issues with evolution, but the weighing of the earth is a Physics/Mathematical thing. In fact, we just did this in my physics class. You want the equation we used?

F = G x M1 x M2 / r^2


Now the explanation...

F = Force in Newtons

G = Universal Gravitation Constant

M1 = Mass 1

M2 = Mass 2

r = radius


The earth was weighed several hundred years ago once G was found by Henry Cavendash.

For the love of God, please get an education!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_constant

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

um.. He's pulling your leg. Check his title

 

[seventytwo]

Hahaha... oh well. False alarm.

 

[KAG]

Ok, evolutionits. I know you have all your crazy theorys (which are just theorys!) about big explosions and dust turning into life, and earth weighing gagillions of tons, but tell me this. Have you ever picked up the earth? I think not. Only God knows how much the earth weights, because he designed it. You can't prove macroweight! So, if you can't prove macroweight, why do you run around spreading lies about the earth's weight and the weight of heavy objects and gravity and other nonsense? The only True source of knowledge is the Bible, athiests! The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.

John 3:16

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

'tis an apt parody, well done

 

[Tomk80]

Poe's law strikes again!

 

[Dr.GH]

Macroweight is merely microweight added over and over for bilions of years.

(Or in my case, I turned 50 and gained 30 lb.s).

 

[stumpjumper]

Ah tis a parody. Good sell I couldn't tell the difference.

 

[Big Rob]

I concluded before opening this thread that this was a parody. You people need to pay closer attention.

 

[DailyBlessings]

I could tell it was a parody

Good one though, looks like more than one got fooled.

As it happens, I have picked up the earth. It wasn't too hard, the only tricky part is finding a lever large enough...

 

[random_guy]

Only massists can believe in something so insane that given enough salt grains, they can build something that weighs as much as the Earth. They worship salt!