DNAunion: I have created life, and it was simple!!
The living cells I created consist of organic molecules contained within a selectively permeable membrane, with the single unit of life displaying growth, reproduction with the inheritance of traits, metabolism, response to external stimuli, electrical activity, and both intercellular and intracellular communication. Furthermore, the conditions required to create this new form of life are prebiotically plausible. These features make my created life form far more astounding that Sidney Foxs.
I will explain each of the above characteristics, but first, I will present the protocol followed. I went into my back yard, dug a dozen holes, then kept pouring water into one of the holes. Lo and behold, I created honest-to-goodness living cells.
Organic molecules
The living cells I created consist of the organic molecule H2O, or water. Water is an organic molecule because it can be considered as formaldehyde CH2O, a sugar - but with the carbon atom removed.
Selectively permeable membrane
I placed a piece of Styrofoam onto the surface-tension membranes of several living cells and noticed that the Styrofoam was prevented from entering into the interior of the cells. I repeated the experiment using a rock, and, surprisingly, it was admitted into the cells cytoplasm. Thus, the membrane that surrounds each cell is selectively permeable.
Growth
As more water was poured into the single cell, the water level rose that is, the amount of organic material contained within the cell its cytoplasm increased. The increase in the intracellular contents expanded the volume enclosed by the selectively permeable membrane. Thus, my life forms undergo growth.
Reproduction
I found that there was a limit to how much an individual cell could grow. Once it reached that threshold, the cell released fluid gametes that, when reaching an empty hole, spawned a new living cell. By pouring water in only one hole, the parent hole, a total of 11 offspring were produced.
Inheritance of traits
I next placed blue food coloring into the parent cell and noticed that all of that cells offspring were also blue, just like their parent. Thus, in my new life forms traits are faithfully passed on from generation to generation.
Metabolism
Experiments have shown that water the organic molecules of my living cells can cleave the terminal phosphate groups from ATP, thereby liberating free energy. Since my organic molecules participate in one of the most universal metabolic activities cleaving terminal phosphate groups of ATP to release free energy my living cells carry out metabolism.
Response to external stimuli
When I threw a rock at one of the living cells, upon contact, its internal organic constituents rearranged in order to compensate for the external stimulus. Furthermore, when I exposed the living cells to heat, their cytoplasmic constituents underwent a phase change that resulted in a reduction of the cells volume: again, a response to an external stimulus.
Electrical activity
Being composed of the organic compound water, my living cells will conduct electrical impulses through their cytoplasm.
Intracellular communication
An electrical signal generated in one region of the cell can be detected in a distant region of that same cell, thus showing that digital messages can flow within the cells.
Intercellular Communication
When I placed pieces of Styrofoam each with a 1 or 0 written on it - on the parent cell in the presence of sufficient organic material, the Styrofoam signal was transmitted to other cells, and from them to yet others, thus proving that my cells communicate digitally with other members of the community.
Prebiotically plausible conditions
The only conditions needed for my new form of life to arise from non-life are (1) imperfections in the terrain and (2) a source of water. Both were present on the prebiotic Earth.
Conclusion
As I stated earlier, the living cells I created consist of organic molecules contained within a selectively permeable membrane, with the single unit of life displaying growth, reproduction with the inheritance of traits, metabolism, response to external stimuli, electrical activity, and both intercellular and intracellular communication. Furthermore, the conditions required to create this new life form are prebiotically plausible. These features make my created life form far more astounding that Sidney Foxs.
So Lucaspa, will you now run around the internet spreading the word of my absolutely amazing discovery! LOL!!!
Of course, the whole point of this ridiculous post is to show how someone can take something that is clearly not living, and by misusing, stretching, or redefining terms, make it appear that their created objects are alive; just as Sidney Fox and (to an even greater degree) Lucaspa have done.