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parrhesiastes
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en|gma said:
I'm not into cars but not necessarily hate them...in-between love and hate

Do you love or hate people who laugh loudly?

Hate 'em? not really, but I hate all the following people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I
know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their **** to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". frikin right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the frikin
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me
a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the
longest **** thing anyone ever frikin does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's
an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.........
Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you frikin McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
alright? Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Next question: Does G-d hates Satan?

-Cordelia
 
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