Three dogs, a St.Bernard, a collie, and a chihuahua, walked into a bar. They saw a gorgeous French poodle sitting at a table by herself. The three dogs walked up to her, offering to buy her a drink. She cringed at the prospect of a date with a slobbery St. Bernard, a conceited collie, and a....short chihuahua. So, hoping to save herself from a night of embaressment, she said-"I'll accept a drink from anyone who can use the words liver and cheese in a clever sentance." So the St.Bernard stepped up, spraying slobber as he talked. "D-uuhhh.....liver and cheese are nice, and...d-uhhh....so are you!" The French poodle rolled her eyes and waved him along, wiping drool from her face as she did. "Next?" The Collie sauntered up to her table, winked at her, and began. "I like liver and cheese, but I like you better." The poodle sighed and shook her head. "Next." Finally, the chihuahua trotted up to the table, jumped up on the stool nearest to her, and glared at the two rejected dogs. "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
