UberLutheran
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1) If your sister was about to marry a Hindu priest whom you never met, would you advise her against getting married based in his religion?
I wouldn't advise her against marrying him, but knowing how conservative my sister is I'd ask her if she'd thought through the differences in her religion and his, and how she was going to reconcile those differences.
2) If you saw a lady with very short hair, would you think about the biblical stance on short hair for woman?
No, I really wouldn't give her hair style a second thought.
3) Are you offended by the sight of two members of the same sex kissing?
Terribly offended. That's why I spend a lot of time trying to desensitize myself by kissing my same-sex partner as much as possible!
4) Did your parents sleep in separate beds?
My father and mother: no.
My father and stepmother: yes. Dad's snoring sounds like an approaching tornado!
5) Did their parents?
My father's parents: no.
My mother's parents: yes. (If you knew my maternal grandmother, you'd probably understand why he slept in a different room -- out of a sense of self-preservation! The woman could be a real b---h!)
6) Is heavy metal music bad for teenagers?
I doubt it, though heavy metal isn't my cup of tea. I've got a better understanding of how the music works after analyzing some heavy metal music, both in terms of harmonic and rhythmic structure and in stratification of the different parts.
7) Does Harry Potter promote unchristian beliefs?
Oh, for Heaven's sake: they're just freaking BOOKS! Does a science text or a mathematics text, or the movie Gone With The Wind promote unchristian beliefs?
8) Can you name 3 books that should be banned from every library? (yes or no is fine)
I'm against censorship, but I can't understand why anybody would bother reading evangelical Christian fiction!
10) Should abortion be made illegal again?
Wouldn't it be better to have birth control readily available so that people who chose to have sex could do so without having to worry about unintended pregnancies?
11) Would you leave a congregation if the pastor publicly announced they were gay?
No, I'd throw a coming out party for the pastor and his partner!
12) If your congregation had known gay members, would you sit in the same pew with them?
I do every week.
13) Have you ever wondered about how sanitary the communion cup is?
I commune by intinction based on the belief that the body is composed of flesh and blood; therefore, the wine should be incorporated into the bread.
14) Have you ever skipped drinking from the communion cup because you had a cold?
No, because I commune by intinction.
15) Should young children be allowed to watch television unsupervised?
No.
16) Do you thinks high schools should teach about birth control?
Absolutely. Students should be required to take a life skills course set to include birth control, sex education, how to balance a checkbook, how to prepare a meal, how to do laundry, what it's like to care for a child, how to have an argument without beating one's partner to a bloody pulp, etc.
17) If a predominantly Christian country went to war against a predominantly nonchristian country, would religion play a part in helping you decide which country you sided with?
Yes, in the sense that religion would help me evaluate whether or not that was was just. The U.S. (Christian) invaded Iraq (Muslim), but this is certainly NOT a just war and I do NOT support it.
18) When voting for the president, would you consider the religion of the candidate as an important factor?
Yes, insofar as it would provide information on how that candidate goes about solving problems. I don't want any more people in the White House who claim that "God told them to go to war", especially now that we're getting rid of our own Emperor Constantine. (Look at the problems Constantine caused by making Rome a Christian state; and the problems Bush has caused with his Crusade against the Middle East.)
19) Regardless of your own sexuality, would you march in a gay-pride parade?
Oh, I love gay pride! I wonder if I could get away with looking like Tammy Wynette!
20) Do you think that freedom of speech should cover the promotion on unchristian beliefs?
Absolutely!
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