Once upon a time there was considered to be a secret in the deep underground. It was a big puppy carrying an Uzi in one hand. It wasn't a puppy in the usual sense, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't cute.
The make-believe puppy was a very pretty blue. It was also a believer, In cows jumping over rainbows and landing in green jelly whilst singing about the moon.
However, its partner the marmoset ate all the green jelly!
The green jelly was indignant at not being thanked for the service it provided. The Blue Puppy and Marmoset sang two songs to find out why the puppy was melancholic and wanting to shoot empy beer cans with a AK-47 and a giant red paintball gun. But then the puppy decided that being cute just wasn't his style. So he stole three lazers and carved an ice sculpture of a rainbow jumping cow and a former member of the Save the purple trees league. However, the puppy preferred to