Lets settle this...

[CoachR64]

Ok, since people want to debate so much on here. We are going to get these topics out there and settle this once and for all. These things have been eating at me for a long time and we need to get it all figured out!

Why oh why is "rhythmic gymnastics" in the olympics? Why is it even considered a sport at all?

I mean, come on. Twirling around a mat with a ribbon? My 6 year old niece does that. Maybe someone should put her in a Wheaties box!

Also, why oh why do people feel the need to plaster bumper stickers all over their cars? Do you really think I care your kid is an honors student? Will honking at you really prove I love Jesus?

Who was the genius that said "there is no such thing as a stupid question?" Bullocks. That person never worked with middle school kids. "The IQ level in here is frighteningly low." Student" "Who is IQ?"

Why do dryers eat socks? I have to buy new socks like every month because I got from 15 pairs down to 3. I know I am washing and drying them, but somehow, they never make it back out of the dryer. It is like the black abyss. Things go in and never return.

Speaking of black holes, what makes men think they can ever get out of the "friend zone?" The friend zone is a life sucking black hole in which no possible romantic future can exist. Avoid the friend zone! Avoid it!

I wanted to rant about man purses, but last time I did that, the thread went like 20 pages of craziness... if you're a man, be a man. If not, fork over your man card.

Can people not wait to text message until they get somewhere where they are NOT driving a car? I mean, talking on the phone is bad enough, but at least you can have your hands on the wheel. But actually reading and typing text messages while driving? PUT THE PHONE DOWN AND DRIVE!

I have to go fix dinner now.

Coach

 

[Tinkerbell33]

Did it feel good to get all of that off your chest?

 

[Tinkerbell33]

I have zero tolerance for people who drive and text, my friend's brother gave me a lift once and I am never going to get into his car again. He was speeding and texting!

 

[trOlliJokinen]

You know, I'm gonna start to like all those things (except rhythym gymnastics and ghey bags) just because it ticks you off! HAHAHA


I really hate man purses, and I ain't coordinated enough to text and drive. I make sure I am a jerk to every single female I meet, therefore staying away from the friend zone (unless they're teenagers, I want to be in the friend zone then)

 

[trOlliJokinen]

I have zero tolerance for people who drive and text, my friend's brother gave me a lift once and I am never going to get into his car again. He was speeding and texting!

What if I pretened to drum along to The Clash on the steering wheel while driving and singing at the top of my lungs. And maybe speeding, too. Got any qualms against that?

 

[puddleoffaith]

I disagree with every single one of your opinions. If I offend you, please pm me and I will gladly apologize

 

[trOlliJokinen]

I disagree with every single one of your opinions. If I offend you, please pm me and I will gladly apologize

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Tinkerbell33]

What if I pretened to drum along to The Clash on the steering wheel while driving and singing at the top of my lungs. And maybe speeding, too. Got any qualms against that?

It depends on whether you can sing or not?

 

[Tinkerbell33]

The only sport that I enjoy watching during the olympics is rhythmic gymnastics.

 

[CoachR64]

I agree. I think she just wants someone of my awesomeness to PM her, so she can be cool by association. I must resist the trap!

Thanks for the heads up, troll. I feel like you are robin to my Batman. "Holy word confusion batman, I think it's a trap!"

Coach

 

[CoachR64]

becky, you have 5 minutes in time out for referring to rhythmic gymnastics as a sport. That is like calling shopping a sport. It will never, ever, be a sport.

Coach

 

[puddleoffaith]

Ouch.

 

[trOlliJokinen]

becky, you have 5 minutes in time out for referring to rhythmic gymnastics as a sport. That is like calling shopping a sport. It will never, ever, be a sport.

Coach

Oh come on, I'd rather watch women shop than the WNBA. In Women's competitive shopping, someone would get mad at someone else and smack them with a ham or something. THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

 

[trOlliJokinen]

I agree. I think she just wants someone of my awesomeness to PM her, so she can be cool by association. I must resist the trap!

Thanks for the heads up, troll. I feel like you are robin to my Batman. "Holy word confusion batman, I think it's a trap!"

Coach

Except, I'm straight.


and BeckyH, Joe Strummer couldn't sing, so I picked the perfect group to mimmic.

 

[CoachR64]

Troll, that is a good point, but again, referring to the WNBA as a sport is totally uncalled for.

I actually don't mind women's sports too much. When it comes to college sports, I actually prefer college softball to college baseball. It is a faster paced game and some of the girls are hot.

But rhythmic gymnastics? What's next, competitive knitting?

Coach

 

[puddleoffaith]

I like man purses...murses, they're called. I need a fashionista man that knows how to hold his belongings fashionably and be my trophy boyfriend. Wallets are for men that don't carry a mirror and cover-up with them.

 

[trOlliJokinen]

I'm the Gambit to your Wolverine. I love women's softball! Curvy women swining bats and running around and yeah *drool*

 

[soccerdad66]

Great thread! I always hope for someone to trip on the ribbon as they twirl it around.

What about full contact chess? Everyone is on a big board lined up like a chess match... hummm

 

[Tinkerbell33]

becky, you have 5 minutes in time out for referring to rhythmic gymnastics as a sport. That is like calling shopping a sport. It will never, ever, be a sport.

Coach

Hmm well I will take the 5 minutes in time out when you prove to me that it isn't a sport.

Well lets look at the definition of sport.

A sport is:

1.) an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

Now you cannot deny that Rhythmic gymnastics fits the criteria (I would like to see you try though).

 

[CoachR64]

That would be funny... dress up some guys in the chess suits, and make them fight for the square!

Coach