Let's invade Canada!

[sweetlambofgod]

hahah not me!

 

[MacFall]

I hate it when steak is like shoe leather.

I'll only eat it if I still hear mooing coming from the kitchen and there is a decent amount of blood on the plate.
I've even eaten it raw before. Nothing like it.




You may all call me a freak now.

<3

 

[Nom De Guerre]

hey, hey, now.. let's not forget this:

 

[MacFall]

That may have been snopes'd (not sure, don't remember) but it's still hilarious.

 

[sweetlambofgod]

 

[MacFall]

 

[Dzhessika]

Now that is a steak worth eating!

 

[catzrfluffy]

Hey, why not?

 

[MacFall]

Now that is a steak worth eating!

Charcoal.

 

[Dzhessika]

Charcoal.

Not charcoal just the right crispiness! Its perfect!

 

[Dionysiou]

who in there right mind would go to all the trouble of invading that place, just give them a plane ticket out of their and the country is yours.

 

[J1A1H]

I have always known there have been a few jokes between america and canada, and this is an area that is always mentioned in programs etc....... coming from london though i am not entirely sure how this all started? Someone care to enlighten me?

 

[Dionysiou]

I have always known there have been a few jokes between america and canada, and this is an area that is always mentioned in programs etc....... coming from london though i am not entirely sure how this all started? Someone care to enlighten me?

to be honest with you bro it seems to be some sort of sibling rivalry lol im australian myself so i cant really know for sure, all i know is that canada is cold, wet and has man eating bears.

 

[gzt]

Captain Kirk is from Iowa, not Canada.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

to be honest with you bro it seems to be some sort of sibling rivalry lol im australian myself so i cant really know for sure, all i know is that canada is cold, wet and has man eating bears.

You know it has been 25-35C here the past 2 weeks with little rain.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

to be honest with you bro it seems to be some sort of sibling rivalry lol im australian myself so i cant really know for sure, all i know is that canada is cold, wet and has man eating bears.

Whereas Australia is flaming hot, deathly dry and has dropbears.

 

[AlexeiKaramazov]

who in there right mind would go to all the trouble of invading that place, just give them a plane ticket out of their and the country is yours.

Joke post? It seems like this statement applies more to the ocean-bound Australia rather than Canada, where they could just walk out . Anyway, you're from one of the fattest, most sparsely populated nations in the world so this seems like the pot calling the kettle black

 

[Blank123]

I have always known there have been a few jokes between america and canada, and this is an area that is always mentioned in programs etc....... coming from london though i am not entirely sure how this all started? Someone care to enlighten me?

the yanks are still a little sore about losing that war to us, so they make jokes to ease the pain