Let's invade Canada!

[broken_one]

I had Sam Adams light, pretty decent, I like it better than the lager. The lager is too filling for me.

Yeah I can agree with you there....it's a bit heavy after awhile.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Grasping at straws. Britain, the nation that actually participated in this war with us, needed to take Delaware to seal the deal, and failed to do so. They had to withdraw from DC, and they also lost at New Orleans (though the latter technically happened after the war had ended, it doesn't really matter since what would our critics who point this out say if the Brits had won? That wouldn't have counted either?).

Yeah, we have no military accomplishments against Canada. Nor do we have any against Kazakhstan (which didn't exist as a nation either, until very recently). Doesn't mean we can't take either nation.

Britain was only a force in the naval battles. It would have been our ancestors fighting as the military/militia forces at the time, just as it was for you since the US had no real army at the time either.

And no you could not take Canada easily. We supply your oil, uranium, many metals used to make weapons, a lot of your electricity, and even water. If we take those away it would be a severe blow. Especially shutting down electricity throughout the entire eastern and western coasts.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Canada = diet united states

Well one country has to not have fat obese people taking over. Might as well be us!

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Dogfish Head. Stone. Weyerbacher. Bell. Anchor. Longhammer. Manchester.

I'm sure Canada has some craft beers... but I've never heard of them.

We have amazing beers, you guys made Bud Light and Coors Light, enough said.

 

[Obzocky]

Well I plan to man a one woman invasion next summer.
I mean technically it's looking at ecotourism and brown bears in British Columbia, but it's totally an invasion.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Well the Queen is their head of state, so yeah it belongs to you (personally ). Canada is your realm.

And it's a pint of Guinness, no logo on the foam.

Queen means nothing to Canada, we are only part of the British Common Wealth and even that is in weak ties. Britain would NEVER do anything to interfere in Canadian domestic or international affairs. We would likely sever all ties then.

 

[catzrfluffy]

...at dawn...

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Well I plan to man a one woman invasion next summer.
I mean technically it's looking at ecotourism and brown bears in British Columbia, but it's totally an invasion.

I'll be out of town invading Alaska and Greenland on the same week. Everyone thinks Alaska is ours anyways on a map, and well I just want Greenland for no reason. Denmark stands no chance.

 

[Obzocky]

...at dawn...

I'll be out of town invading Alaska and Greenland on the same week. Everyone thinks Alaska is ours anyways on a map, and well I just want Greenland for no reason. Denmark stands no chance.

Awesome.

Invasions all round!

However Denmark, I think not. That shall come under British rule.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

England had had the great smog of 1952 which resulted in its environmental clean air movement.

 

[Obzocky]

England had had the great smog of 1952 which resulted in its environmental clean air movement.

Which is why we will ultimately rebuild the British Empire. Ruling with an iron fist and steel mind.

 

[catzrfluffy]

...when Canadians least expect it...

 

[MacFall]

We have amazing beers, you guys made Bud Light and Coors Light, enough said.

Really? What beer do you make? And I know for a fact I didn't make Bud or Coors, because I wasn't even alive then, and when I do make some beer (plans in near future) it will be awesome.

 

[GQ Chris]

^ if its anything like Labutt or Molson

 

[broken_one]

Yeah Labatt > Molson. Molson people are the worst, btw. Thank God you don't have to deal with them as often as I do.

As a (sadly) quasi-Ontario resident I have the power to make Canadian beer recommendations.....Buffalo needs to go somewhere else. >_>

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

I've made beer, tis fun. I have hops outside growing. Canada makes Canadian, which is simply classic. Fin du Monde which is nice 9% beer from Quebec. Alexander Keith's Amber Ale is nice. Upper Canada is also decent. Then the tons of small micro breweries, lots of good beers here.

 

[GQ Chris]

I've made beer, tis fun. I have hops outside growing. Canada makes Canadian, which is simply classic. Fin du Monde which is nice 9% beer from Quebec. Alexander Keith's Amber Ale is nice. Upper Canada is also decent. Then the tons of small micro breweries, lots of good beers here.

Surely you jest.

 

[Sketcher]

your all coming to visit me???

And someone will be carrying you off.

Britain was only a force in the naval battles. It would have been our ancestors fighting as the military/militia forces at the time, just as it was for you since the US had no real army at the time either.

And your ancestors were subjects of the British crown, so Britain was a force everywhere. As was the case with the French and Indian War, but we don't consider it part of our history as a country. Because we hadn't declared independence yet, even though some of those same soldiers fought in the Revolution.

And no you could not take Canada easily. We supply your oil, uranium, many metals used to make weapons, a lot of your electricity, and even water. If we take those away it would be a severe blow. Especially shutting down electricity throughout the entire eastern and western coasts.

An actual war for oil this time.

Just walk away . . . and there will be an end to the horror.

We have amazing beers, you guys made Bud Light and Coors Light, enough said.

We also made Sam Adams and Dirty Bastard.

 

[canehdianhotstuff]

Well, we consider it part of our history...since we were called CANADA at the time. And...Sam Adams sucks.

 

[Sketcher]

And...Sam Adams sucks.

Nothing better to go with a steak than their Summer Ale.