Let's Create a Joke/Story

[Babel Fish]

Alright everyone, we are going to create a joke/story by the combined thoughts of whomever views this thread. I will give the first line and then you guys can take it away. Take the story to wherever your twisted imagination leads you. Try not to end it real abruptly. Lets let everyone get their two cents in. Ok, here we go!

So, Adam (you know the Adam I'm talking about) is taking a stroll around the garden one day, completely tired of naming the animals. He even named one the palatapus for heaven sake. Either that took some thought or he just took the most ridiculous word he could think of and placed it on the most ridiculous animal...oh, we're getting a little off topic here. Anyway, so Adam is walking around bored out of his skull. Trying to find something to numb the tedium of his task, Adam decides to take a little trip to the end of the earth(at that time it was still believed to be flat) and he decides to bring along his trusty steed, Hercules the pig(which he ends up eating on the way to Mordor where he plans to take the ring from Frodo and use it to sneak onto farms and tip over cows, but that is another tale) so take it away.

 

[danielmount]

He comes to the ocean and assumes that he has reached the end of the earth. But he is disabused of this notion when....

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

He hears his wife say supper is ready.

 

[FijianBeliever]

So, Adam (you know the Adam I'm talking about) is taking a stroll around the garden one day, completely tired of naming the animals. He even named one the palatapus for heaven sake. Either that took some thought or he just took the most ridiculous word he could think of and placed it on the most ridiculous animal...oh, we're getting a little off topic here. Anyway, so Adam is walking around bored out of his skull. Trying to find something to numb the tedium of his task, Adam decides to take a little trip to the end of the earth(at that time it was still believed to be flat) and he decides to bring along his trusty steed, Hercules the pig(which he ends up eating on the way to Mordor where he plans to take the ring from Frodo and use it to sneak onto farms and tip over cows, but that is another tale) so take it away. ....

He comes to the ocean and assumes that he has reached the end of the earth. But he is disabused of this notion when....

He hears his wife say supper is ready.



"Wife??" says Adam."What's a wife????" He thinks, stumped. " I remember naming the lions, the tigers, the chickens, the cows, the dogs the cats, but for the life of me I can't remember naming any of the animals "Wife"!!! After a long pensive, drawn out moment, Adam wonders...." Does it look like a cow?"

LOL....I am sooo going to get it for that crack!!!!!Go easy on me ladies...just trying to get the joke going. Apologies for adding more than one line, but once it got rolling, it kinda got away from me.

 

[madetoworship]

So, Adam (you know the Adam I'm talking about) is taking a stroll around the garden one day, completely tired of naming the animals. He even named one the palatapus for heaven sake. Either that took some thought or he just took the most ridiculous word he could think of and placed it on the most ridiculous animal...oh, we're getting a little off topic here. Anyway, so Adam is walking around bored out of his skull. Trying to find something to numb the tedium of his task, Adam decides to take a little trip to the end of the earth(at that time it was still believed to be flat) and he decides to bring along his trusty steed, Hercules the pig(which he ends up eating on the way to Mordor where he plans to take the ring from Frodo and use it to sneak onto farms and tip over cows, but that is another tale) so take it away. ....

He comes to the ocean and assumes that he has reached the end of the earth. But he is disabused of this notion when....

He hears his wife say supper is ready.



"Wife??" says Adam."What's a wife????" He thinks, stumped. " I remember naming the lions, the tigers, the chickens, the cows, the dogs the cats, but for the life of me I can't remember naming any of the animals "Wife"!!! After a long pensive, drawn out moment, Adam wonders...." Does it look like a cow?"

From behind the palm tree, the wife of Adam heard all of the comotion and as a joke put on a cow costume. The wife hurriedly went out of the tree and jumped at Adam."I'm here honey!"

 

[shauncar]

Adom got the fright of his life.

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

He is so scared that he jumps into the ocean, then along comes a big fish with his mouth open....


run Adam run

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

From behind the palm tree, the wife of Adam heard all of the comotion and as a joke put on a cow costume. The wife hurriedly went out of the tree and jumped at Adam."I'm here honey!"

Adam got the fright of his life.

He is so scared that he jumps into the ocean, then along comes a big fish with his mouth open...

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Adam starts to swim for his life, but he hears the fishing making a groaning sound like someone in severe pain.

 

[harmony85]

Adam starts to swim for his life, but he hears the fishing making a groaning sound like someone in severe pain.

Adam keeps on swimming, debating on whether to turn around and ask the fish if there's something wrong, when the fish ends the groaning with a giant sneeze. This resulted in the first tsunami in history, which carried Adam all the way to..

 

[FijianBeliever]

..a distant shore. After many days of searching, Eve finally found Adam, who as he had only seen his wife in a cow suit before, now saw her in a "*totally new light*" (ahem.)

So Adam seeing this new creature that God had created especially for Him, asked God what she was. God said " She is the completion of you, and between the two of you, I want you to fill the earth with people." Adam thought " Sheesh!!! You really expect me to fill all that space? I guess I'd better get started."

So he sat for a while and tried to figure out how to get this done. By observing the animals, he learnt about how creatures reproduce, which is where we get our euphemism " the birds and the bees" from ( ha ha ha). The problem was, he say the lions grabbing the lionesses whenever they wanted, and the bulls did basically the same thing to the cows, but deep down inside, Adam knew that if he tried the same approach, Eve would give him a thrashing!!! ( even girl power was around in the beginning). So Adam came up with the first ever pick-up line. He walkd up to Eve and said in his best Clark Gable impersonation " You Cain? I'm Abel"........

 

[HolyGuardianAngels]

Adam keeps on swimming, debating on whether to turn around and ask the fish if there's something wrong, when the fish ends the groaning with a giant sneeze. This resulted in the first tsunami in history, which carried Adam all the way to..

ALL
the way back to the GATE our GOD put up with that ANGEL w/ the FLAMING

SWORD . . . (You know at the Garden of Eden and that's OF EDEN (U know Eden or Earth).)

And Adam said to the Angel with the FLAMing Sword . . . (I bet He was kicked off a lot of sites for FLAMING) anyway, he said to the Angel . . .


How goes it . . .


and the Angel said: you're not getting back in . . .



However, ADAM was quite wise . . . who else could have named everything . . .


And Adam said,


EVER

EVE

SHE
TOLD
A REALLY
BIG LIE . . .


What she said . . . umm . . .


Who disobeyed YOU Lord . . .

I'm just a Farmer
in the DELL . . .





Ha Ha Ha Ha !!

 

[Babel Fish]

Wow, it's amazing what can happen when a few minds come together....you get one stupid one. The concept of writing a joke didn't work all that well but I definately got a few laughs from reading this. Great job people.

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

Wow, it's amazing what can happen when a few minds come together....you get one stupid one. The concept of writing a joke didn't work all that well but I definately got a few laughs from reading this. Great job people.

you said what I wanted too. thank you. I do not know why people have to ruin everything....