Larry had always been a good Godly man. God came to Larry one day and asked him what he wanted. Larry said he always had wanted to go to Hawaii and asked God for a road from his house all the way across the sea and to Hawaii. God answered and said, "Do you know how much asphalt, people, and time that will take?" God then asked him what his second choice was. Larry replies, "I have always wanted to understand women." God replied, "Do you want the road to be one lane or two?" 
