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Are they a real church? I am dumbfounded after stumbling onto their website. That site is a joke right please tell me it is a joke.
the title of an article there.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html
Please tell this stuff is fake.
the title of an article there.
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html
Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Fred Neiman, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God." He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside."
Dr. Neiman went on to say that, "once men reunite with their maker, they will no longer be burdened with the care of women.
Please tell this stuff is fake.