Laffy Taffy Wrappers

[Hrairoo]

I have a bad weakness for Laffy Taffy candy and aside from the candy itself, I love the little jokes on the wrappers. I get a bag on occasion, so, if I find any cute/good ones, I'll share them here. If you also get a good wrapper joke, go ahead and share it!

Q. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Spoiler

A. A nervous wreck.

Q. What is a sea monster's favorite snack?

Spoiler

A. Ships and dip.

Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Spoiler

A. A neck-tarine.

 

[SkyWriting]

If you also get a good wrapper joke, go ahead and share it!

Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? A. It’s a little meteor.

 

[Hrairoo]

Q. When are rip tides dangerous?

Spoiler: A

A. Current-ly.

Q. How should you greet women's shoes?

Spoiler: A

A. Hi, heels.

Q. What do you call a King's rabbit?

Spoiler: A

A. The hare to the throne.

Q. What's a good spot for a taste bud?

Spoiler: A

A. I forgot... It's on the tip of my tongue.

 

[Hrairoo]

Q. Why did the crazy train get in trouble?

Spoiler: A

A. He had loco-motives.

Q. Why did the imaginary woman wear lipstick?

Spoiler: A

A. She was made up.