Directions found on a bag of Frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase necessary!!! Details inside!"
On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down"
On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
On Chinese-made Christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
On a child's superman costume
WEARING OF THIS GARMENTDOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase necessary!!! Details inside!"
On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down"
On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
On Chinese-made Christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
On a child's superman costume
WEARING OF THIS GARMENTDOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
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