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I personally like sneaking up on my girl from behind, tackling her to the ground while she's busy doing something or deep in concentration, laughing menacingly with eyes bulging and teeth showing, then ramming my tongue down to her tonsils to get the leftover Godiva chocolate that she had STOLEN from my stash, while my foamy drool runs down her neck and her eyes are completely wide open like she needs to call an exorcist and she's making weird "nnnn! nnn! mernaarrggg!" noises...
.... all while maintaining my tight grip on the remote control as it's still commercial break for the football game. I release her from my clutches when I hear that it's now 1st and 10.
This happens every Sunday.
see Tink is getting them all now!aaaww dont feel left out you can talk to mewell if u want
ya I dated a guy who tried to eat my face literallyI've not kissed, but I have one tip straight from the mom:
"Don't open your mouth really wide like you're going in for the kill. I dated this one guy... He'd open his mouth this wide *stretches mouth/face huge* LOL... and I tried to help the poor guy but just couldn't bring myself to teaching him how to kiss."
would be a great readMy first kiss was the best. I don't know why I posted in kissing 101, I should be in my PHD classes, teaching people how to nibble the earlobe, and formulating complex tables on the earing. I think it'd be quite funny if someone wrote an official book on kissing.
ya that sounds like a good planIs it okay for a girl to kiss the guy if its a first kiss for them? How should it be done?
I'd just go in and give him a quick gentle kiss then pull away and see what he does.
So many girls experiencing the same thing haha. Guys need to step back and imagine what it's like to be on the other end I guess.LOL...yeah I've experienced this as well. You feel sorry for them...but you really can't help...LOL!
LOL you are awesome!So many girls experiencing the same thing haha. Guys need to step back and imagine what it's like to be on the other end I guess.
I will be one of the first to say that many guys are downright idiots haha.
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I never saw him again lolLOL...yeah I've experienced this as well. You feel sorry for them...but you really can't help...LOL!
It's just a risk you gotta take, just sit really close to him and then do it, good luck.So I'm not completely clueless! How do I get that close to him to kiss him without him having the chance to move away? Makes me want to go and find my man and do it to him now. But I can't. I don't even know if he's still interested. Next year is a long time away.
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