Kinda makes you think...

[Psalms101]

The Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball

10. Doesn’t practice all week, but expects to start on game day.

9. Gets upset when every ball that’s hit doesn’t come directly to him.

8. Never swings at a pitch because, “this pitcher doesn’t throw like the last pitcher. The game’s just not the same since he left.”

7. Wants to run home before going to first base.

6. Chatters in order to keep his own teammates from hitting the ball.



5. Doesn’t come to the game unless the coach personally calls him on the phone, each week, and invites him to show up.

4. Won’t run after the ball if it’s more than three feet away. After all, surely somebody will get it sooner or later.

3. Thinks baseball cleats are for leaving neat designs on his teammates backs.

2. Gets upset because the phone line to the bull pen doesn’t have call waiting. If it did, he could gripe about how bad the pitcher is doing, and yet never miss out if someone wanted to talk about the catcher.

1. Thinks the game will last so long, that the concession stand will be closed before it’s over.

 

[Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz]

lol. that is good.

 

[stooj]

i don't get it, lol

 

[JPPT1974]

Sounds just like me my friend.
LOL!

 

[Psalms101]

The Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can't Play Baseball

10. Doesn’t practice all week, but expects to start on game day.

9. Gets upset when every ball that’s hit doesn’t come directly to him.

8. Never swings at a pitch because, “this pitcher doesn’t throw like the last pitcher. The game’s just not the same since he left.”

7. Wants to run home before going to first base.

6. Chatters in order to keep his own teammates from hitting the ball.



5. Doesn’t come to the game unless the coach personally calls him on the phone, each week, and invites him to show up.

4. Won’t run after the ball if it’s more than three feet away. After all, surely somebody will get it sooner or later.

3. Thinks baseball cleats are for leaving neat designs on his teammates backs.

2. Gets upset because the phone line to the bull pen doesn’t have call waiting. If it did, he could gripe about how bad the pitcher is doing, and yet never miss out if someone wanted to talk about the catcher.

1. Thinks the game will last so long, that the concession stand will be closed before it’s over.

Explanation:
10. Some "Christians" dont pray daily, but expect to have important roles and positions within the church
9. If everything isnt easy, some get made that they actually have to put forth effort, they are expecting everything to be easy
8. Stereotypical complaints of a congregation with a new pastor
7. Wants to go to heaven without going through the proper steps, such as total dedication to God.
6. Out of envy, attempts to distract others from getting their blessings from God.
5. Some people refuse to go to church unless their sunday school teacher or pastor call them and invite them each week, even if they are official members of the church.
4. Refuses to put forth effort within the church.
3. Uses the tools GOd has given them, such as guidelines in the episitles, as a means to belittle others
2. Gives reference to the gossip amongst a congregation
1. worries about the service running long and the restuarants having a long wait period.