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Haha, thanks you guys... I just felt like I was being ignored in the engagement rings thread because I posted three times and no one noticed :(

don't blame me, I see that thread and run for the hills :p
 
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So, there was once this child who asked his grandfather how he could live a long time like him. The grandfather told the child to eat a sprinkle of gunpowder every morning on your breakfast. The boy did this for his whole life and lived to the ripe old age of 103. When he died, he left behind 4 children, 16 grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
 
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Attracks? Is that like being attacked with attraction? Sounds dangerous! :p

Attrak like. If Pink was male I'd so dig it :p but um... with all due respect to my dear sister I'm not hitting on her. lol I'm hitting on the pink. Soo weird... Kev look what you've done. hahah what a mess. haha ^_^
 
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Attrak like. If Pink was male I'd so dig it :p but um... with all due respect to my dear sister I'm not hitting on her. lol I'm hitting on the pink. Soo weird... Kev look what you've done. hahah what a mess. haha ^_^

My brain is just not fast enough to keep up with your posts :p lol
 
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mortal comat theme going while we try to kill a giant bug before class. Yes, I screamed but another girl did too.


A giant bug? hmmmm... Waterbugs... yuck hate them. wait a minute? You said. Mortal Combat? lol on a bug. Wow that must have been some major death for the poor bug. lol do I detest water bugs.
 
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This reminds me of a conversation between 2 hoursemates that still makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. Just imagine a ESL speaking Chinese housemate being talked to by our deaf housemate.

Just to set this, when she said "peppers" it sounded sort of like "puppies".

Her: There's peppers in the fridge if you're hungry.
Him: What?
Her: There's peppers in the fridge.
Him: There's puppies in the fridge?
Her: Yes! Peppers in the fridge.

After that she walks out of the room and he asks me if she was trying to be funny. He never seriously threatened to cook our cat. ^_^
 
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A giant bug? hmmmm... Waterbugs... yuck hate them. wait a minute? You said. Mortal Combat? lol on a bug. Wow that must have been some major death for the poor bug. lol do I detest water bugs.

It was the 2nd weirdest giant but I have ever seen!

It was this huge thing with wings that looked like some crazy wasp/butterfly/whattheheckohmygosh mutation thing. Trust me, it was huge.

I was trying to google it and just got shudders. lol
 
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