Whoah, whoah...MAJOR strawmen alert.
Please don't put words in my mouth. Have I ever said that?

I don't believe that the story of Babel is supposed to be read scientifically. Why then, would I expect one to have a working knowledge of population ecology? Instead, you look at what theological information can be gleaned from that story. That God is all-powerful perhaps? That one cannot reach God by their own efforts?
Children understand legends much better than many adults, I've found.
Answer this question for me. Is the Bible a scientific textbook, or is it a theological text written to show us the way to God?
On a side note, could you please break up your posts into paragraphs? It's really difficult to read a huge block of text.