Yusuphhai
Messianic Arabic-Semitic Chinese
- Oct 19, 2005
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Missionary Recruit - Cannot Speak Spanish
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was
struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was
going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but
eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the
church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row.
So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the
crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him on the
front pew. As they sang, the man clapped his hands, so the missionary
recruit clapped too. When the man stood up to pray, the missionary recruit
stood up too. When the man sat down, he sat down. When the man held the cup
and bread for the Lord's Supper, he held the cup and bread. During the
preaching, the recruit didn't understand a thing. He just sat there and
tried to look just like that man in the front pew. Then he perceived that
the preacher was giving announcements. People clapped, so he looked to see
if the man was clapping. He was, and so the recruit clapped too. Then the
preacher said some words that he didn't understand and he saw the man next
to him stand up. So he stood up too. Suddenly a hush fell over the entire
congregation. A few people gasped. He looked around and saw that nobody else
was standing. So he sat down. After the service ended, the preacher stood at
the door shaking the hands of those who were leaving. When the missionary
recruit stretched out his hand to greet the preacher, the preacher said, in
English: "I take it you don't speak Spanish." The missionary recruit
replied: "No I don't. It's that obvious?" "Well yes," said the preacher, "I
announced that the Acosta family had a newborn baby boy and would the proud
father please stand up."
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was
struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was
going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but
eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the
church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row.
So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the
crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him on the
front pew. As they sang, the man clapped his hands, so the missionary
recruit clapped too. When the man stood up to pray, the missionary recruit
stood up too. When the man sat down, he sat down. When the man held the cup
and bread for the Lord's Supper, he held the cup and bread. During the
preaching, the recruit didn't understand a thing. He just sat there and
tried to look just like that man in the front pew. Then he perceived that
the preacher was giving announcements. People clapped, so he looked to see
if the man was clapping. He was, and so the recruit clapped too. Then the
preacher said some words that he didn't understand and he saw the man next
to him stand up. So he stood up too. Suddenly a hush fell over the entire
congregation. A few people gasped. He looked around and saw that nobody else
was standing. So he sat down. After the service ended, the preacher stood at
the door shaking the hands of those who were leaving. When the missionary
recruit stretched out his hand to greet the preacher, the preacher said, in
English: "I take it you don't speak Spanish." The missionary recruit
replied: "No I don't. It's that obvious?" "Well yes," said the preacher, "I
announced that the Acosta family had a newborn baby boy and would the proud
father please stand up."
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