ron4shua
" ... each in our own order " , Hallelu-YAH .
- Aug 3, 2014
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What Men Really Mean
- "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
- "Can I help with dinner?" Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
- "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
- "It would take too long to explain." Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
- "We're going to be late." Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
- "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
- "That's interesting, dear." Really means...."Are you still talking?"
- "It's a really good movie." Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
- "That's women's work." Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
- "You know how bad my memory is." "Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
- "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
- "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
- "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
- "I can't find it." Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
- "What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"
- "I heard you." Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
- "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
- "You look terrific." Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
- "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
- "We share the housework." Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
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