What is the definition of a bassoon?
A table leg with bad gas
What's red, and goes up and down when you press a button?
A tomato in a lift!
What do you call a dinosaur that nearly catches you in her nest?
"Do-you-think-she-saw-us"
What do you get if you cross a doberman with a St. Bernard?
A dog that bites your head off, then runs for help!
What does an elephant keep in his trunk?
8 foot of snot
Why do koalas sit in the forks of the trees?
Because if they sat on knives they'd cut them
A table leg with bad gas
What's red, and goes up and down when you press a button?
A tomato in a lift!
What do you call a dinosaur that nearly catches you in her nest?
"Do-you-think-she-saw-us"
What do you get if you cross a doberman with a St. Bernard?
A dog that bites your head off, then runs for help!
What does an elephant keep in his trunk?
8 foot of snot
Why do koalas sit in the forks of the trees?
Because if they sat on knives they'd cut them
