- Apr 2, 2006
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A blonde decides to ride a horse. She carefully climbs on and after getting ready takes off. The ride starts off really slow, but soon the horse enters a nice gallop. The blonde enjoys it but suddenly slips from the saddle. She starts getting dragged under the horse. She yells out for help and no one comes to her aid. Finally she screams for help. A walmart emplyee then comes over and unplugs the mechanical horse.
How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There is white out all over the screen.
How do you keep a blonds busy?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in a corner.
Two blondes where building ahouse. The one blode picked up a nail and threw it out. Then the next two nails she used. She went back picked anoter nail up and threw it out as well. The second blonde noticed she kept throwing nails away and replied, "What are you doing?" The frist blonde answers, "They are backwards and I can't use them!" the second blonde rolls her eyes and picks them up, "Those are for the other side of the house!!"
Twocrazy people are in an asylum. Having thought they were both sane, together they decide to break out. Everything goes well till they get to the last part of the journey and all that seperates them from freedom is a large gap between tow buildings, the one they are on and the one leading to a fire escape and the street. The first crazy guy looks to the second, "There is a plank on the other builkding...how are we going to get it?" the second guy looks over, "I have my flashlight with me. I will turn it on and let the beam rest between the wo buildings, you wlk across the beam and grab it for me and I will use it and meet you over ther." The first crazy guy looks back at him. "Yeah right, I don't trust you. I get half way across and you would turn the light out on me!"
How do you know when a blonde has used your computer?
There is white out all over the screen.
How do you keep a blonds busy?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in a corner.
Two blondes where building ahouse. The one blode picked up a nail and threw it out. Then the next two nails she used. She went back picked anoter nail up and threw it out as well. The second blonde noticed she kept throwing nails away and replied, "What are you doing?" The frist blonde answers, "They are backwards and I can't use them!" the second blonde rolls her eyes and picks them up, "Those are for the other side of the house!!"
Twocrazy people are in an asylum. Having thought they were both sane, together they decide to break out. Everything goes well till they get to the last part of the journey and all that seperates them from freedom is a large gap between tow buildings, the one they are on and the one leading to a fire escape and the street. The first crazy guy looks to the second, "There is a plank on the other builkding...how are we going to get it?" the second guy looks over, "I have my flashlight with me. I will turn it on and let the beam rest between the wo buildings, you wlk across the beam and grab it for me and I will use it and meet you over ther." The first crazy guy looks back at him. "Yeah right, I don't trust you. I get half way across and you would turn the light out on me!"
