An elderly man is walking in Central park at midnight when three men try to rob him. Even though he's elderly and in poor health, he keeps fighting them until, after half an hour, they finally subdue him and take his wallet. They open up the wallet and find there's only a dollar in it.
"Why did you put up such a fight over a dollar?" they ask him.
"If I had know that was all you wanted I would have given it to you," he answers. "I thought you were after the hundred dollar bill I've got hidden in my shoe."
"Why did you put up such a fight over a dollar?" they ask him.
"If I had know that was all you wanted I would have given it to you," he answers. "I thought you were after the hundred dollar bill I've got hidden in my shoe."
