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Fair warning, there are some people who believe that joking about the Bible is wrong. I am not one of those people. I believe God has every bit as much of a sense of humour as I do. With that in mind...
Jesus, Moses, and an Old man were out playing golf. Moses is first, he walks out, hit's the ball it goes out to the green, then the wind shifts and it suddenly falls into the pond.. Moses walked up to the pond, smiled and then raised his hands up over his head and the water parted, Moses walked out into the water, and hits again.. Hole in 2.
Jesus up next, swacks the ball really well, but again that hard wind, and the ball goes right out into the water. Jesus calmly walked out on the water, raised the ball up from the depths and hit it again.. Hole in 2
The old man -smiling- finally comes up and wacks the ball. It spirals into the air, clearly off the mark but then the harsh wind blows again and the ball is taken on a straight line trajectory for the hole, of course it did however happen to fall towards the pond. Just before it reached the water a fish jumped up and grabbed the tiny golf ball in his mouth, sure it was a good meal, at the very same instant the hawk saw the fish jump and swooped in for his meal. As the natural order of things goes, the hawk won, and with fish in claws it flys out over the green. Causing the fish to drop the ball.. Hole in one..
Moses turns to Jesus and says........
"See this is why I hate playing golf with your father....."
Jesus, Moses, and an Old man were out playing golf. Moses is first, he walks out, hit's the ball it goes out to the green, then the wind shifts and it suddenly falls into the pond.. Moses walked up to the pond, smiled and then raised his hands up over his head and the water parted, Moses walked out into the water, and hits again.. Hole in 2.
Jesus up next, swacks the ball really well, but again that hard wind, and the ball goes right out into the water. Jesus calmly walked out on the water, raised the ball up from the depths and hit it again.. Hole in 2
The old man -smiling- finally comes up and wacks the ball. It spirals into the air, clearly off the mark but then the harsh wind blows again and the ball is taken on a straight line trajectory for the hole, of course it did however happen to fall towards the pond. Just before it reached the water a fish jumped up and grabbed the tiny golf ball in his mouth, sure it was a good meal, at the very same instant the hawk saw the fish jump and swooped in for his meal. As the natural order of things goes, the hawk won, and with fish in claws it flys out over the green. Causing the fish to drop the ball.. Hole in one..
Moses turns to Jesus and says........
"See this is why I hate playing golf with your father....."
