Jesus, Moses, and an old man were playing golf. Moses was first, but he sliced it hard into the water hazard. So he walked to the edge, spread his arms and parted the hazard. He then walked to the now dry lake bottom and hit the ball out, and then hit it again for a par 3. Next it was Jesus' turn. His ball landed on a lily pad near the center of the same water hazard. So Jesus walked across the water to the pad, and hit the ball in for a par 2. So now the old man is up. He swings and nails the ball straight into the same water hazard. Before it hits the water, it's swallowed by a frog. A hawk flying overhead swoops down and grabs the frog in his claws. As the hawk is flying off with the frog, the frog spits the ball out and it lands in the hole for a hole in 1. Moses rolls his eyes, looks over at Jesus, and says "I hate it when we play golf with your dad."
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Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man
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