I heard this one several years ago, but I thought that some of you may enjoy this.
One night a man broke into some one's home, stealing the stereo system in the living room and anything else that he could rob, He kept hearing " Jesus is watching" Looking around in the dark,he saw or seen noone. Again,he proceded to steal what he could,he heard it again, "Jesus is watching". Now becoming a bit frightened. He tried to hurry out of there so not to get caught. Again he heard it for a third time," Jesus is watching". He was getting really nervous now. When he looked up from throwing his stolen goods in his goody bag, he saw a parrot in her cage just staring at him on her perch."She said "Jesus is watching" When the burgler turned to face the window,there was Jesus the Rottweiler growling at him.
One night a man broke into some one's home, stealing the stereo system in the living room and anything else that he could rob, He kept hearing " Jesus is watching" Looking around in the dark,he saw or seen noone. Again,he proceded to steal what he could,he heard it again, "Jesus is watching". Now becoming a bit frightened. He tried to hurry out of there so not to get caught. Again he heard it for a third time," Jesus is watching". He was getting really nervous now. When he looked up from throwing his stolen goods in his goody bag, he saw a parrot in her cage just staring at him on her perch."She said "Jesus is watching" When the burgler turned to face the window,there was Jesus the Rottweiler growling at him.
