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It's your midlife crisis, what would YOU do?

Discussion in 'One Bread, One Body - Catholic' started by Annabel Lee, Aug 17, 2007.

It's your midlife crisis, what would you do?

  1. Get divorced

  2. Buy a harley/ferrari

  3. Hook up with high school gf/bf and make a date to go skinny dipping. (just like old times)

  4. Have a threesome

  5. Experiment with LSD

  6. Abandon boring life and become a groupy for the Moody Blues (they still tour)

  7. OD on chocolate

  8. OD on tequila

  9. Fake death, change name and move to small Mexican village.

  10. Get married

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  1. AMDG

    AMDG Tenderized for Christ

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    You forgot "other--move (not necessarily to that Mexican town) and leave no forwarding address."
     
  2. MichaelFJF

    MichaelFJF Well-Known Member

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    I'll buy a Kawasaki.
    I didn't like that many people in HS to begin with so I'll skip the hooking up.
    I'd rather have a foursome. It's easier to keep the bets straight on the golf course.
    We have enough LDS around here - don't need no LSD.
    Moody who?
    Keep the chocolate.
    Keep the tequila.:sick: I'd rather stick with Michelob.
     
  3. April Angel

    April Angel Senior Member

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    Can't stomach the tequilla, unfortunately - it aggravates my ulcer. And as for the chocolate, well I could easily OD on that, if I really wanted to but do I really want to get that fat (and diabetic)?

    So that just leaves all the other options.... but I can't do them because I am Catholic (plus I don't have any money).

    What about having another baby?......
     
  4. AMDG

    AMDG Tenderized for Christ

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    Funny.
     
  5. RobNJ

    RobNJ So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish!

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    Secularize a formerly Christian website?
     
  6. Rebekka

    Rebekka meow meow meow meow meow meow

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    We have only two for the threesome so far. They need another volunteer! :D
     
  7. Da_Funkey_Gibbon

    Da_Funkey_Gibbon I'm just like the others...

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    LOL!

    Yeah, I was gonna point that out but thought better of it... :p
     
  8. Colabomb

    Colabomb I seek sin like a moth towards flame, save me God.

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    Change my functional Christian website, into a chaotic mess, change the Vision removing Christ, and then lie my butt of about a supposed democracy.
     
  9. nyj

    nyj Goodbye, my puppy

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    The Moody Blues ... blech. Couldn't follow them on tour. A concert or two, maybe. That's about it.

    If they resurrected Jim Morrison and brought the Doors back together ... I'd consider it.
     
  10. Number 81

    Number 81 ಠ_ಠ

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    I had mine a few months ago, I OD'd on Chocolate
     
  11. Da_Funkey_Gibbon

    Da_Funkey_Gibbon I'm just like the others...

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    What about "have a nervous break down". I had one of those at 16. (I am SO grown up) :p
     
  12. Brimshack

    Brimshack Well-Known Member

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    *...stumbles into room 3 rubbing his eyes.* Is this where we go to get tickets to the art museum?
     
  13. BAFRIEND

    BAFRIEND Well-Known Member

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    Have a threesome ? Divorce ?

    This is a Catholic forum- not a garbage pail.
     
  14. Smilin

    Smilin Spirit of the Wolf

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    Smilin rouses from his drunken slumber...(too much tequila last night, the sound of everyone riding around on their harleys' and those wild women who kept me up all night with their repeated requests for more chocolate!.....

    pfffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt.....I'm too old for this hippie nonsense...

    Smilin grudgingly hands Brimmy a pair of grateful dead tickets and falls back into his peaceful drunken stupor...

    (my idea of a midlife crisis)....A NAP! :sleep:
     
  15. ApollotheLizard

    ApollotheLizard All who dwell in dark and sin, My hand will Save.

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    I chose fake death, move to Mexico. Strangely, this option seems to be in the lead.
     
  16. CrystalBrooke

    CrystalBrooke I'm almost positive I don't care what you think

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    I don't know..I'm not half way to mid life yet (or well what I consider to be mid life)...I'm gonna go with OD on Chocolate because it sounds the safest:p
     
  17. Maggie893

    Maggie893 It is what it is.

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    I'll go too! :wave:
     
  18. SolomonVII

    SolomonVII Well-Known Member

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    Agreed.
    I would only divorce the wives who aren't Catholic and have threesome with the girls in Catholic high schools.
     
  19. SolomonVII

    SolomonVII Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm, I wonderif the Grateful Dead are into bald groupies?
     
  20. GrannieAnnie

    GrannieAnnie Senior Veteran

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    Honey, you don't get it, coz you're too young to have a mid life crisis....lol
     
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