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It will be Baldwin for 2008!

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At last the Lord has spoken, through the Constitution Party, and the choice is Chuck Baldwin. The Republicans have rejected the Christian message in selecting their homosexualist anti-family, anti-Christian candidate, and the Democrats did so long ago, but now there is a choice in Chuck Baldwin, who has won the Constitution Party nomination.

With Christian support, Baldwin can easily win Florida, Georgia, and Alabama, and with the will of God behind him can win the election and save America from the wrath of God!
 

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Quite likely the American people will thwart God's will and elect one of the major party candidates, like they do every time.

The only thing you'll end up doing is handing the election to the democratic candidate. I guess that might be God's will?
 
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Quite likely the American people will thwart God's will and elect one of the major party candidates, like they do every time.

The only thing you'll end up doing is handing the election to the democratic candidate. I guess that might be God's will?
Maybe it is better said that it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord.
 
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At last the Lord has spoken, through the Constitution Party, and the choice is Chuck Baldwin. The Republicans have rejected the Christian message in selecting their homosexualist anti-family, anti-Christian candidate, and the Democrats did so long ago, but now there is a choice in Chuck Baldwin, who has won the Constitution Party nomination.

With Christian support, Baldwin can easily win Florida, Georgia, and Alabama, and with the will of God behind him can win the election and save America from the wrath of God!

Maybe it is better said that it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord.

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and was the constitution party always this crazy or have they recently been invaded by loonies?
They've pretty much always been on the far right of the spectrum, but over the last 15 years the American political spectrum has shifted so far to the right that now it's officially loony.
 
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Quite likely the American people will thwart God's will and elect one of the major party candidates, like they do every time.

I don't know whether you intended for that to be funny, but the way you said it sure is funny! Thanks! ^_^
 
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Maybe it is better said that it is God's will that Christians support the true Christian candidate, and that those who vote for Obama/Clinton/McCain will seal their own fate for their defiance of the Lord.

Great, when God lets me know that it's sealing my fate for defiance for me to vote for Obama, Clinton, or McCain, I'll make sure to vote for Baldwin. So far I've heard nothing (except that if the vote gets split enough on the GOP side we could have an overly liberal President Obama. :eek: )
 
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Great, when God lets me know that it's sealing my fate for defiance for me to vote for Obama, Clinton, or McCain, I'll make sure to vote for Baldwin. So far I've heard nothing (except that if the vote gets split enough on the GOP side we could have an overly liberal President Obama. :eek: )
Or an overly liberal President McCain, who's been lying out both sides of his mouth about his plans on taxes and immigration and gays (just look at his record).
 
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Balwin in 08, revolution in 09!

Baldwin is a type of piano.

A piano has keys.

Alan Keys is black.

Barack Obama is black.

The Constitution Party can only help Obama get elected.

Obama is a secret Muslim AND a secret Marxist.

Thus, the Constitution Party is part of the Illuminati Conspiracy.

The Illuminati Conspiracy was founded by Satan.

Ergo,..........

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Baldwin is a type of piano.

A piano has keys.

Alan Keys is black.

Barack Obama is black.

The Constitution Party can only help Obama get elected.

Obama is a secret Muslim AND a secret Marxist.

Thus, the Constitution Party is part of the Illuminati Conspiracy.

The Illuminati Conspiracy was founded by Satan.

Ergo,..........

.......Alec Baldwin is Jesus?
 
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I find it hilarious that Alan Keyes couldn't even win amoungst the Constitution nuts.

Well, Alan Keyes is a large black man. That can be really scary to a lot of smaller, older whiter people, political agreements notwithstanding.

Plus, he is married to an East Indian and has a lesbian daughter from whom he is estranged.

That all may have been too much exoticism for many of his fellow ultra-conservatives to handle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Keyes
 
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With Christian support, Baldwin can easily win Florida, Georgia, and Alabama, and with the will of God behind him can win the election and save America from the wrath of God!

I suspect he won't even gather much support from the Christians on this board let alone the Christians of America. :sorry:
tulc(just a thought) :)
 
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