Is Linux Christian Compatible?

[TruthTraveler]

I just got done reading on a Christian site that Linux is not for Christians................. And that hit me like a ton of bricks...

[font=verdana,arial,helvetica]quote:[/font]The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism.​

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[font=verdana,arial,helvetica]quote:[/font]Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix". The child-indoctrinatingly-cute cartoon mascot of this OS is a devil holding a pitchfork (pictured right). This OS -- and its Darwin offspring -- extensively use what are called "daemons" (which is how Pagans write "demon" -- they are notoriously poor spellers: magick, vampyre, etc.) which is a program that hides in the background, doing things without the user's notice. If you are using a new Macintosh running OS X then you probably have these "daemons" on your computer, hardly something a good Christian would want! This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.​

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[tof]

I just got done reading on a Christian site that Linux is not for Christians................. And that hit me like a ton of bricks...

This "Christian" site was most probably satiric.
Thanks for the laughs though.

See the link for an article in The Register about this site (which seems to be dead now)
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/24968.html

 

[My Higher Self]

Bwahahaha...woo hoo. LOL. That's some funny stuff.....this is a joke, right!?

Shhh.....Don't tell anyone that Windows XP stands for extra pagan!!

 

[chris320]

[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]This clearly illustrates that not only is Macintosh based on Darwinism, but Darwinism is based on Satanism.[/font]

So, stay away from the Macs and OSX and go with Linux instead! By the way, daemons are not demons in Linux.

-Chris320

 

[Jet Black]

this reminds me of the christian fundie satire which alleged that AMD produced their chips by using forced child labour in chinese sweatshops. The article itself was hilarious (It was actually based around children becoming hackers because of programs like "bonsai buddy", not wanting AOL and so on)

the thing that was even funnier though was the genuine replies.

 

[Undecieved]

Funny article, I do hope that article isn't serious and is a satire.

 

[Mϋzikdϋde]

I've often thought that my Mac was possessed

 

[ashibaka]

Funny article, I do hope that article isn't serious and is a satire.

It's a satire... it's those "OPERATION:" people with very subtle humour.

 

[pinPoint]

you gotta be kidding me right?

 

[zao77]

the thing about UNIX is totally true.......... and did you know that before every MAC is introduced they put it in the center of a pentegram and they put a curse on them.... so if you use them you are using the computer the devil preferrs.

 

[Oblio]

So, stay away from the Macs and OSX and go with Linux instead! By the way, daemons are not demons in Linux.

-Chris320

Let's not forget about the zombie processes either.

UNIX is also quazi-pornographic. The parent process is forked, which results in a child process that inherits the attributes of its parent If a parent dies and it's child remains, it is known as an orphan.

Man, I wish I still programmed in UNIX