Is Evolution Beer Corrupting America?

Do I object to people drinking this beer?

  • I'm a (common descent denying) creationist, and I object to people drinking this beer.

  • I'm a (common descent denying) creationist, and I'm fine with people drinking this beer.

  • I accept evolution (common descent), and I object to people drinking this beer.

  • I accept evolution (common descent), and I'm fine with people drinking this beer.

  • obligatory "other"


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To answer the poll, consider the evil, no-good, very bad, puppy killing evolution beer in this 3 minute video:

Peanut butter pwns that beer:

[youtube]FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]
 
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Peanut butter pwns that beer:

[youtube]FZFG5PKw504[/youtube]

I love Clive Missler's peanut butter joke.

1. Evolution is not abiogenesis.
2. How does he know new life has never formed in a jar of peanut butter? Single cell organisms are not viewable to the naked eye :doh:
 
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I love Clive Missler's peanut butter joke.

That would be "Chuck" Missler.

1. Evolution is not abiogenesis.

No argument there.

2. How does he know new life has never formed in a jar of peanut butter?

I don't think even scientists believe that anymore.

I could be wrong, but I would say ... if it was on a test, and someone answered YES, it would get counted wrong.

Isn't that what they used to call spontaneous generation?

Single cell organisms are not viewable to the naked eye :doh:

This is true, but I somehow don't thing single cell organisms are found in vacuum sealed jars.

If they are, they somehow got in there before the jars were sealed, or "leaked into the jar" from the outside.

They certainly didn't appear ex nihilo.

And as the video states: 100,000,000,000 jars, and not a single instance of abiogenesis occurring.
 
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He tested ten billion jars of peanut butter?

According to the video, the 'entire food industry' depends on abiogenesis not occurring in their products.

I opened hundreds of sealed packages/lack of oxygen, liquid, and air. Should I have been looking for something that probably wouldn't be there?

Even if oxygen, liquid, and air were in there, you wouldn't expect to see a species of animal that wasn't there when you sealed it, would you?

How do we know that new life isn't forming, but failing to survive and reproduce?

As I said, I don't think even scientists would believe that.
 
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Peanut butter pwns that beer:
^_^

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Welcome back! Still skipping at the same spot, it would seem. :)
 
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I don't think even scientists believe that anymore.
Meaning scientists used to believe in abiogenesis in peanut butter? I'd like to meet one :thumbsup:

This is true, but I somehow don't thing single cell organisms are found in vacuum sealed jars.
I assume this opinion comes from your well-documented appreciation of science?

They certainly didn't appear ex nihilo.
Evidence please.

And as the video states: 100,000,000,000 jars, and not a single instance of abiogenesis occurring.
Blind assertion. What Chuck Missler should be stating is that "not a single instance of visible to the human eye, multi-cellular creation has occurred". So what he's really saying is "biblical creation doesn't happen spontaneously so I'll pretend that's evidence against abiogenesis". Wow, what a revelation!
 
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What Chuck Missler should be stating is that "not a single instance of visible to the human eye, multi-cellular creation has occurred".
I disagree.

I don't think any new life is being created in those jars -- none.

If new life is being generated within those 100,000,000,000 jars, it's because cooties were either already in the jars when the jars were sealed, or they "leaked into the jars" from the outside.
 
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I disagree.
So visible to the human eye, multi-cellular creation has occurred in peanut butter?

I don't think any new life is being created in those jars -- none.
Why not? Science or bible?

If new life is being generated within those 100,000,000,000 jars, it's because cooties were either already in the jars when the jars were sealed, or they "leaked into the jars" from the outside.
That's not new life :doh:
 
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How do you know there was no single cell abiogenesis?

Because I'm under the impression scientists don't believe it either.

Neither does the food industry.
 
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