MasterOfKrikkit
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Shrub of the field and plant of the field. Plants that we have by cultivating the ground.
Ah, there it is. Brilliant stuff! I knew it would be a semantic work-around, but I admit I didn't see that one coming. Anyone else get it?
That's why we love you, Yaqubos: your invention knows no end (and to hell with Occam and his Razor).
So...
1) which plants, exactly, exist only due to cultivation? You can name some plants that were never wild, but magically appeared at the advent of cultivation? This could be entertaining...
2) why, exactly, do cultivated plants need rain (in addition to the rising mist), but fruit trees and wild plants don't?
3) how come no version I can lay my hands on (I checked at least half a dozen) uses words like -- say, for example, just grabbing something at random -- "cultivated" or "crops" or "farmed plants" or anything like that? In fact, many of the more modern, idiomatic translations (precisely the ones likely to say "farmed plants" or something simple and idiomatically correct) actually state quite explicitly that there were no plants on Earth -- simple as that. Now, I'm not personally fond of many of those translations, and I'm sure you will object to their interpretation, being, no doubt, contrary to the True Word of God (as dictated to Yaqubos one Thursday morning), but it's still curious that no Bible translators deemed it necessary to make clear that "of the field" was the Hebrew for "farmed" (and not, say, "out there where plants grow" or "of open space" or...). And, more importantly, assuming that you are correct (which I'm sure we've seen), I'll ask once again: why is an omnipotent God incapable of making that clearer? What happened to the footnote "NB: obviously I, YHWY, am talking about cultivated crops here, not plants in general; just thought I'd make that clear to avoid possible misunderstanding"? Was it there in the Perfect Yaqubos Codex (TM), but removed from my version by the Illuminati, perhaps?
And? What's so interesting? God made Man, planted a garden, stuck Man in it. Nice story, but how does that affect anything? It doesn't say that plants were created when Man was, nor that they weren't.Interestingly, the text says that God planted a garden in Eden, and that there were trees in it BEFORE God put man there...![]()
Carthago delenda est!
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