Intruder sneaks into homes, dances, touches women

[Ramona]

NEWPORT BEACH – Police are looking for an overweight, unshaven man in his 30s who snuck into two unlocked homes recently to dance for their residents, claiming that it was a requirement of his fraternity's scavenger hunt.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/police-dance-white-2076154-woman-sailor

Man, If some people had two brains, they'd be extra dumb.

 

[IisJustMe]

After finishing his dance, the man hugged the woman and put his hand on her butt before leaving, Sailor said.

I don't know which is more alarming, the 30ish fat fruitcake, or this reporter's (and apparently his editor's) acceptance as valid journalism, of the portion of the sentence I emboldened.

 

[MsAnne]

I don't know which is more alarming, the 30ish fat fruitcake, or this reporter's (and apparently his editor's) acceptance as valid journalism, of the portion of the sentence I emboldened.

Exactly!! Any journalist worth his salt, clearly would have used the more appropriate "badonkadonk"

 

[DeathMagus]

Well, what can we expect when journalists are told to write at around a 6th grade reading level?

 

[CRAZY_CAT_WOMAN]

I seen this on the news,He's lucky someone hasn't shot him or ice picked him to death.

 

[Caylin]

Thats... special... I would prolly call the police.

Also I think everyone knows the proper term is "backside pillows." That way it doesn't offend anyone!

 

[Billnew]

Warning description that follows will mess with your mind.

An overweight 30ish man, dancing with his shirt off fat rolls bouncing,
while the song being payed....
"I'm to Sexxy for my shirt..."

 

[IisJustMe]

Exactly!! Any journalist worth his salt, clearly would have used the more appropriate "badonkadonk"

Well, what can we expect when journalists are told to write at around a 6th grade reading level?

Thats... special... I would prolly call the police.

Also I think everyone knows the proper term is "backside pillows." That way it doesn't offend anyone!

Thanks for a good hearty laugh, friends.