Intelligent sounding answers

[great]

I'll give you a short phrase. You repeat it using mainly four syllable (quadrosyballic!) words, made up or not - anything to sound as intelligent as possible. Once you do that, give a phrase to the next person.

Example:

"I'm hungry".

next poster says, "You are the profound epitome of psychological disillusionment if you refrain from having faith in my assertion that the nerves in my digestive organs are sending signals to my brain, complaining of the current lack of edibles." "It's been a while."

The next person would respond to "it's been a while", etc. Get it? =D

Okay here's the phrase: I heard there was a full moon that night.

 

[SonWorshipper]

My auditory nerves recorded sound impressions that registered in my cranium that the orbital body identified as the lunar disk was in its full glorious spendorifious highlighted visibility on the night of questionable circumstances.



Paper or plastic?

 

[Inkasnana]

The inquiry of utmost urgency and importance that is being presented to the forefront of your consciousness and requires your immediate and absolute attention and decision is whether your personal preference for a container to carry your edible purchases is composed of highly refined material made from coniferous wood or composed of non-biodegradable and chemically engineered material manufactured for the express purpose of containing numerous items?

Do brown cows give chocolate milk?

 

[Grace_Alone4gives]

Inquiring regarding the production of color agumentaed lactose produced and expelled through the mamatory gladuleaurs of the catagorized 'brown cow', as to which it is questioned as to whether their production expells a lactose resembling the flavor tones of a coacoa bean. Conclusion of continuous study leans to a negative outcome, leading one to conclude that a chocolate substance must be added to the lactose retrieved from a ' brown cow' to produce such a flavour.

How is the weather?

 

[great]

I approach you with the utmost desire that you will indulge my interoggative sentence concerning the formation of concentrated water vapor, if indeed the appearance of such are in existance, and if they are, then the height of them above the earth, and whether the water in them is sufficiently weighted to leave the womb from whence it was formed and alight upon the earth, or any being upon the earth, thereby making it wet and deserving the title of rain, or whether that golden orb has prevailed.

My nose itches.

 

[Alessandro]

It is a result of the indirect direct effects of exposure to harmful thingies, that are directly caused by avataraties exposuraties computeraties that was implemented by you as a consequence of your likeliness to your nasal organ, another cause would be the indirect affects of something called the itchineropic syndrome.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Job24]

the cirrus and viscious white corpulent clouds are disentegrating due to polar electromagnetic reverse osmosis clarification. due to this metamorphic synapsis of a situation. the superflous blue upper atomosphere occurs

why do girls ask you if they are pretty

 

[The Mystic]

It is this reason because they desire your most intellectual answer or because of the instence that they are acting in a mannerism of flirtatious approach in which they might allure your affections in a brief time period of an insignificant motive.

Why do people fart?

 

[Alessandro]

As a result of compressed gasses inside of one's internals, resulting form the consumption of gassey stuff that was a result in such as hunger of foods that contain such driving gas force that get consumed inside as it is combusted. As an outcome of the process the gasses must exit the human body as a process that is called "fart" or scientifically complicated as (deadlyous) fumases or feisesisous (or Feisoucesy acumulateing rigourousing tummy)

Why do we eat?

 

[great]

Bleah, I can't think of anything smart sounding to say. How's this:

"BECAUSE WE CAN".

=D

What's a calculator?

 

[Holyjoe]

a scientific and cultural breakthrough in early small sized computer technology and the aspiration of the human race to become more lazy.

why do badgers come out at night?