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[TrustAndObey]

Jonathan, this ought to put a smile on your face since you're always razzing on vegetarian foods....

I tried to make vegan rotel dip for lunch.

It was the most disgusting thing I've ever TRIED to eat and so I was going to rate the recipe as a bad one....then I realized I had left out one ingredient (which apparently is pretty important).

Basically I was just eating hot spicy water...with chips. HA!

 

[smooze]

LOL Im the steam king when it comes to my veggies Its tofu based products that make me hurl. OOOH and some spongey type meat looking things people used oxo cubes to make it even worse. They soak up all the spices and it sits in your stomach and WIll make me hurl ( cant think of the name) SO yah I love my veggies but meat looking wheat sponges are totally disgusting. Id rather eat a sponge its the same thing and probably has more vitamins in them LOL.

 

[TrustAndObey]

Surely you are not referring to the beloved gluten steaks?

I haven't had one of those in a long time, but I love my mother-in-law's! (Mother-in-law, if you're reading this, please feel free to make me some of those. Thanks in advance).

I tried making them but they didn't turn out as thin as her's do.

I'm telling you, those things are DA BOMB!

 

[TrustAndObey]

I have to share a funny story about my mother-in-law.

When I found out I was pregnant, I sent out an e-mail titled "Riddle me this".

In it, I said "the doctor tells me that I have TWO heartbeats and that I suddenly show signs of a hormone called HCG. WHAT is my ailment?"

(It was a little lengthier than that, but I don't remember what all I said).

The "CONGRATULATIONS" e-mails came rushing in, and then....I got my mother-in-law's (keep in mind, she used to be a nurse).

Also keep in mind that she's a colon hydrotherapist.

Her e-mail said something like "you need to have your colon cleansed RIGHT AWAY! This could be really serious!"



I kept that e-mail and it's in my son's baby book.

 

[smooze]

Well I do love to travel. I have been down south as far as Pittsburgh . I would love to try 1 of your gluten steaks but sending it through the mail may be a bit hairy. OOOH I am a perfectionist probably take the gluten steak and add onions and mushrooms and some dianan sause yummy it sound I know. Ummm No i wont show up on your doorstep with my gluten bib on

 

[TrustAndObey]

You wouldn't wanna show up on MY doorstep anyway, you'd want my mother-in-law's!

My gluten steaks weren't THAT bad, but if you've ever had hers...there was no comparison.

My husband tried not to hurt my feelings and he kept saying "well, you're just learning."

After about the 15th time I tried, he just stayed real quiet.

 

[smooze]

colon hydrotherapist. ? IS your mom on this site. I think i read about somebody else on here being 1. Hmmm I think it was honorthe sabbath or somebody I well forget TBH. HAha what does a colon cleansing have to do with 2 heartbeats LOL. She must just love hosing down those colons....or why else would she do it? Hmmmm those gluten steaks are now becoming more appetizing when we think how meat takes so long to travel through our systems and gum everything up/. GOOOOO Gluten!!

 

[TrustAndObey]

Honorthesabbath is my mother-in-law, yes.

She is the only colon hydrotherapist on the planet.

HAHAHAHA

 

[TrustAndObey]

Shoot, I tried to do a scroll that said "GO GLUTEN" but it didn't work.

 

[smooze]

I am strangley wanting my colon "cleansed " now for some reason. book me a bum blast would you? haha sorry about the bum-blast comment but just picture her in a rain coat with a huge high prssure hose . OOOH i need a life.

 

[smooze]

[scroll]GOOOOOOO Gluten[/scroll]

 

[TrustAndObey]

LOL Jonathan! That's an interesting mental picture!

I guess one could just go to the car wash if they're that desperate?

 

[TrustAndObey]

It didn't work for you either I see. Hmmphff!

It used to work.

 

[smooze]

[move][sign]GOOOOOOOOO GLUTEN[/sign][/move]

 

[TrustAndObey]

How'd you do it??

 

[TrustAndObey]

I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.

 

[smooze]

in some context I guess. Yes a car-wash why didn't i think of that Thanks

racing over right now for the 2-for-1 special. Hehe dont forget the wax.

 

[TrustAndObey]

GO GLUTEN!!

 

[smooze]

[ move] insert /move] some spaces and more brackets neeeded but you get the point. Ummm you need to make everything mirror so if you use "move" & "sign" in brackets it will look like this. movesign ..TEXT../sign /move .

 

[TrustAndObey]

Ummm WHAT?

LOL

Okay, let me try it